Generally not a fan of musicals but this song is a classic.
My dad used to sing this to me when I was like 14 as advice for picking up girls. Pretty much he did it to piss me off, which is sort of why I like it.
glasseye - 2008-07-14 No musical can be called "awesome," they are all infinitely dense black holes of suckage.
BOOSH - 2008-07-14 Gay gangsters giving love advice, which kicking women "right in the 'Coriolanus.'"
dementomstie - 2008-07-14 may not be the best musical in the world, but it's better than Cats at least. And this is one of the better songs. Saw it live once where the gangsters were threatening the orchestra the whole time. Also, I thought there were more verses.
Lurchi - 2008-07-14 I have many guilty pleasures (musicals even) but this isn't one of them. On the other hand I had a crush on a girl who was in this in high school so +1.
Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-07-15 Any musical with singing criminals/gangsters automatically makes the musical better by 10 times.