The difference between Canadian and Alaskan Eskimos; All Canadians are pussies. I've never, ever, ever met a PC American Eskimo. And the "gangstas" are so poor they try to kill each other with pawn shop swords. YOU! ESS! AYE!
You've clearly never had to sit through a Pamyua concert and I can only assume the only American "eskimos" you've met are in Seattle. Up here in Alaska, the natives are huge on this empowerment crap. "We should follow the traditional ways. Let's talk about that while we fly to Anchorage to load up on smokes and Hershey bars".