chumbucket I understand every 3rd word...so low impact to me
bacon-swiss The difference between Canadian and Alaskan Eskimos; All Canadians are pussies. I've never, ever, ever met a PC American Eskimo. And the "gangstas" are so poor they try to kill each other with pawn shop swords. YOU! ESS! AYE!
Billie_J_Buttfuck Also: All Americans have a nightly discharge of neon green mucus. It makes great fertilizer.
robotkarateman You've clearly never had to sit through a Pamyua concert and I can only assume the only American "eskimos" you've met are in Seattle. Up here in Alaska, the natives are huge on this empowerment crap. "We should follow the traditional ways. Let's talk about that while we fly to Anchorage to load up on smokes and Hershey bars".