funny but i'm taking a star away because of the creepy ad for this "Shaiya" MMORPG thing I had to see while watching the video
YOUR BIG TITTIED GODDESS AWAITS!
fuck you Escapist
I'm taking away TWO stars. That's right. I went there. I did it. Refute it.
Still can't get over that dumbshit XTREME TO THE MAXX DOOD SNOWBOARDING music, but the review is pretty spot on. It had a shitload of potential, but they clearly rushed it out. Initially the game wasn't due until 2009.
Already sick of that into. Half the reason I liked ZP was that Yahtzee's music selection was both excellent, and usually funny.
I can't give 2.5 stars, and I liked the review, so three.
|Pie Boy |
I was going to take off a star for that stupid fucking RAEG ROKK intro, but then I saw Yahtzee's credit blurb, and the star came back.
No, Yahtzee, the intro is not growing on me yet. However, you are as clever and acerbic as always, so you get five stars.
I took away 1 star for the shitty music.
Then I put it back when I realized I don't watch his videos FOR THE FUCKING MUSIC!!!
I was going to give it four stars because the last few haven't been good. But then this one was great, so I gave it five stars. I had a chicken sandwich for lunch. I will have fajitas for dinner.
|Binro the Heretic |
Best one in a while.
|Monchiles Monchiles |
Wow, that was actually good. Like first season good.
"like someone glued ham onto your shirt"
ALL HAIL KING BUTTFUCK
This is ZP at its best, when it perfectly balances funny and insightful.
The Uwe Bolle reference made me deduct two stars.
I think this is the best review since Medal of Honor, you guys are crazy
I feel bad doing.. but that music was so terrible that I just couldn't give it five. Fuck you Escapist, indeed.
I just noticed; Meet the Sniper jars of piss behind Yahtzee a third of the way through.
|a flaming monkey |
I liked the old random song intro better. Whose idea was the nu-metal crap? I didn't read the credits.
I want to get this game now.
99% chance they stopped using songs for intros because they were profiting off of licensed music without paying a licensing fee. That shit flew when Yahtzee was just some douche on YouTube making these for fun, but now that these are a major revenue-generator they can't do it
Hey maybe next time we could comment on the actual content without any of this overcompensating "HULK SMASH MAINSTREAM!" bullshit.
Good review this week, actually makes up for the crappy review last week.
I know it's getting fun to hate on the haters for hating the new packaging, but personally - I really find it distracting. The packaging makes me feel less good about watching the review, and the little bonus bits of fun no longer work because I'm really intent on getting past the ads and other annoying garbage that's intent on fucking up this video.
So I'm another of the chattering masses, I guess. But I can't help but like these less with the new format.
I keep expecting the show previews at the end to turn out to be parodies.
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