Can't believe this wasn't already on here

...UNLESS!!

I'd prefer a "Robert Frost" tag, but I won't insist upon it or anything

Fucking McGuirk. Fucking donuts. Fucking five.

I approve.

He would not see me stopping here, to watch my horse take a shit in the snow.

Motherfucking common man's poetry.

NO CUSSIN'

There's a little McGuirk in all of us, and that's the knowledge that gets me out of bed in the mornings.

I
Am
God

I would greatly enjoy a fucking donut.