Boxhead 
If I had two forks stuck in me then hooked into an electric feed, I'd look different from the other pickles too.
Also, sometimes a pickle isn't just a pickle. Some are a little bigger than others. But they all taste about the same.
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Aubrey McFate
Remember kids: don't get converted at home! You could electrocute yourself!
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SpookyElectric
pickle with a pulsating red tip? oh and lots of warts too
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waxeater
I've always thought that Christians were a lot like electric pickles, and this video confirms it.
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StanleyPain
For those not keeping score:
Pickles=Christians
Electrified Pickles = Enlightened Christians
Bananas = Atheists Nightmare, proof God exists
Peanut Butter = Proof of Creationism
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EnochEmery
Electric Jesus Pickle- my new Christian Rock band
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divinitycycle
I sent this video to a friend of mine, and she said this: "I don't like that he keeps talking about his pickle! o_O OH MY GOD WHAT IS HE DOING TO THE POOR PICKLE?"
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kingarthur
"So this electrical current and sling is Miley Cyrus' sweet, sweet, naked, virginal body and this pickle is..."
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SolRo
there needs to be a "christian phallus obssession" tag
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Chancho
Electro-crucified pickle will wash your sins away
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Konversekid
All I got from this clip is,
Jesus = A phenomena that a person isn't smart enough to explain, even if it has already been explained by science.
Science = A phenomena that is explainable.
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SolRo All i got was "if you're christian you look different from other pickles"
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Big Beef Burritos Supreme
And then when we apply an AC current to Jesus' nails, see what happens...
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Cleaner82
"Praise Jesus! The pickle is blessed! WORSHIP THE PICKLE!!!"
"Wait, no, no it's--"
"TAKE MY BLINDNESS MAGIC PICKLE!"
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baleen
One reason why this guy is pathetic:
He logs into a dual account to add the same comment over and over again, then votes it up with a reply.
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William Burns
PICKLE SURPRISE!
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Hooper_X
Needs a "sweater" tag.
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j lzrd / swift idiot
Thomas Edison: Father of Electricity; ALSO A PROPHET OF DIVINE ENERGY!
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Secret Messiah
They do this demonstration in intro chemistry and physics courses at universities. From personal experience I can attest that, like most Christians, the "special" pickles really stink after being filled with the power of Jesus.
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Ouroboros
He probably shouldn't have plugged it in a second time with the lights on. It's a cute if bizarre analogy when it's just a glowing pickle. It gets kind of disturbing when you can see the steam rushing out of it and juice dripping as it cooks.
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