If I had two forks stuck in me then hooked into an electric feed, I'd look different from the other pickles too.
Also, sometimes a pickle isn't just a pickle. Some are a little bigger than others. But they all taste about the same.
|Aubrey McFate |
Remember kids: don't get converted at home! You could electrocute yourself!
pickle with a pulsating red tip? oh and lots of warts too
I've always thought that Christians were a lot like electric pickles, and this video confirms it.
For those not keeping score:
Electrified Pickles = Enlightened Christians
Bananas = Atheists Nightmare, proof God exists
Peanut Butter = Proof of Creationism
Electric Jesus Pickle- my new Christian Rock band
I sent this video to a friend of mine, and she said this: "I don't like that he keeps talking about his pickle! o_O OH MY GOD WHAT IS HE DOING TO THE POOR PICKLE?"
"So this electrical current and sling is Miley Cyrus' sweet, sweet, naked, virginal body and this pickle is..."
there needs to be a "christian phallus obssession" tag
Electro-crucified pickle will wash your sins away
All I got from this clip is,
Jesus = A phenomena that a person isn't smart enough to explain, even if it has already been explained by science.
Science = A phenomena that is explainable.
All i got was "if you're christian you look different from other pickles"
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
And then when we apply an AC current to Jesus' nails, see what happens...
"Praise Jesus! The pickle is blessed! WORSHIP THE PICKLE!!!"
"Wait, no, no it's--"
"TAKE MY BLINDNESS MAGIC PICKLE!"
One reason why this guy is pathetic:
He logs into a dual account to add the same comment over and over again, then votes it up with a reply.
|William Burns |
Needs a "sweater" tag.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
Thomas Edison: Father of Electricity; ALSO A PROPHET OF DIVINE ENERGY!
|Secret Messiah |
They do this demonstration in intro chemistry and physics courses at universities. From personal experience I can attest that, like most Christians, the "special" pickles really stink after being filled with the power of Jesus.
He probably shouldn't have plugged it in a second time with the lights on. It's a cute if bizarre analogy when it's just a glowing pickle. It gets kind of disturbing when you can see the steam rushing out of it and juice dripping as it cooks.
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