Asian women are often forest spirits who will play tricks on you if you hit on them. Proceed with caution.

BAKA GAIJIN.

Forwarding this to all my asian women friends.

I've found that Asian women usually prefer the fancier spinner lures and crankbaits, but sometimes a bloodworm on a bare hook will do the job just fine.

i look forward to this katana-wielding master's super system telling me more about the way the real world works

I'm assuming they are "ANCIENT CHINESE secrets" hmmmmm?

+5 for the "Orient-styled" font for the A in "Asian" and narrator lisp
-1 for having NOTHING to do with opium

So what happens if the Asian girlfriend who dumped her Asian boyfriend for you once you when you became an Asian magnet meets another Asian magnet who happens to be Asian?

Asian Asian Asian Asian Asian Asian Asian Asian Asian Asian Asian?

This made me feel dirty.

You'd think he would have written a script beforehand. People are going to pay him to ramble like this for three hours?

such labored breathing. you can literally hear how fat he is.

ALMOST THREE HOURS OF AN MP3!