I had so much to say about so much shit in this. I'll just let everyone else have the fun of doing it.
Well, if nothing else, I'm pretty sure this verse was written by Indian people for whom English was not a first language. Or at least I hope so.
Somehow I doubt that Indians are paying the electricity bill for this guy's sex campus, or for the new five car garage...
Damn, that is some awesome world peace honey. These guys can fly you know.
|Adham Nu'man |
If you don't buy this honey, you hate unborn babies.
Well... I'm sold
Great, now this song is going to be in my head all day!
Holy crap, from the website:
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"Musical packaging"?! it plays that song! Oh, tell me it plays this whole song!
Apparently that item is out of stock. I WONDER WHY!
It was only four minutes, but it felt about nine hours. I could fall asleep to this.
Colony collapse disorder was the only response our poor apian friends could find.
My thoughts exactly.
When you're dying I'll be
And when you're dead I will be
As your attorney, I suggest you take a drop from the little brown bottle in my briefcase. You won't need much, just a tiny taste.
Where did the bees go? They ascended to a higher plane of being(beeing) with vedic honey energy.
IT JUST KEEPS GOING :( :( :(
|Goethe and ernie |
"Its quality has never been exceeded" was the bit that got me, it was like the cherry of absurdity atop the WTF-cake.
|The Mothership |
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