Millard 
A few weeks ago I tried to find this and submit it, but couldn't track it down. These are my favorite ads in a long time. All dramatic swelling music and babies in peril.
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Dr. Lobotomy
Kill 99.9% of germs! Leave all the room for that 0.1% of ultra resistant super lethal mega germs!
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rural
Lacks "OCD" tag. I once had the pleasure of chauffeuring three sufferers from this malady into New York from Princeton (of course). When we hit the tunnel, it suddenly got very quiet in the backseat. When I looked back, they were all busily applying layers of this stuff, as if that would somehow prevent the germs from getting on them in the first place. Why not just put your kid in a space suit, mom?
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1394
Every time I see this commercial I have to shout, "No, not the baby! Arrrghhh!"
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1394 Also, the germs don't appear until the black child touches the ball. What?
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Xenocide I like how the boy dilligently proceeds to infect his family. He's got a mission, this kid. "AAAH, NEWLY FORMED HUMAN CHILD. YOU TOO WILL JOIN US AND BE UPGRADED."
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Death of a Clown
Ruining immune systems one child at a time.
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Xenocide
Those germs are fucking huge!
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Randroid
+5 for infectious monoliths of mold.
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Caminante Nocturno
They really shouldn't have bothered holding back on the music as much as they did.
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baleen
It's be nice if after the kid sanitized himself a CG Jesus appeared and opened his arms to embrace him.
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chumbucket
washing hands will stop the terrorists
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snothouse
This ad made me feel like vomiting.
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Corman's Inferno
GERMS CLOSING IN
HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE
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