-1 for not being a "whole bucket-a GASOLINE"
drives his four wheeler around is dad's farm with his friends, dumping water on dead maggoty pigs and his name is Jack. i defy any of you to have been cooler 12-year-olds.
The only thing you should be pouring on maggots is fire
|Gamara II |
Why? To become the Kwisatz Haderach of course.
"HI AHM JACK DICKSON AND THIS HERE IS MAH FARM"
Is his tongue glued to the top of his mouth?
This would be a four if not for the perfectly executed walk and talk towards camera taken from "The Big Book O' Regional News Presenting" at the start.
What lies in the future for this young man? Serial killer or local interest correspondent? Only time will tell.
Ah ah ah! Lookih that! Ah! Ah ah! Holy jaysus, lookit that paypal! Ah ah!
According to the banner ad above the video, not only is this a song, it can be sent to your cell phone.
He actually referred to himself as "good ol' Jack Dickson." This kid rules.
I don't know how to feel about the fact that people still speak like Huck Finn. I think I'm going to be uplifted.
you need to get out more....like to Alabama
You forgot it's "no maggot week" on poeTV.
That kid's got charisma
|Dinky Patterson |
The dog's name is Leezah. I thought he said "Weezer," but according to the description in one of his vastly inferior videos it's Leezah.
I was going to submit this based on the kid, but the maggot coverage wasn't good enough.
Who lets a pig rot right outside their house?
"Actor, director, stunt man,..."
This kid needs to be interviewed on Inside the Actors Studio.
Jack don't like it when you get his maggot farm confused with a worm farm. A worm farm is for worms, and a maggot farm is for maggots. And Jack's got the biggest maggots in the state -- three feet long, some of them.
one of the better youtube videos i've ever seen
This is what we all used to do before video games.
Y'know, I have to admire that kid. At 12 he knows EXACTLY who he is. I'm 33 and I still have no idea.
I had to dump industrial strength bleach on them before (high school shit job) - it gets rid of them quite nicely.
I think I prefer my childhood.
What are we lookid ah?
besides the rotting corpse outside WHERE YOU LIVE, the fact that his parents named him "good ol' Jack Dickson" instead of something hippietacular like "starfish" or something even interesting like "Gord" or "Bilbo" makes me glad I live on one of the coasts. Middle america is scary.
Bilbo Dickson?? All that proves is his parents weren't sadistic.
Eww. The kid is pretty likable though.
LOOKADAT LOOKADAT LOOKADAT LOOKADAT
When you grow up on the farm, you make your own fun.
-1 star because you cannot portray the smell of a bunch of disturbed maggots on video.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
Where-in I start to whistle the Green Acres theme.
i would hang out with this kid
|Pie Boy |
See, I heard it as Jack Dixon. Which leads me to believe there must be a Jack Mason somewhere of the same age.
oh white people.
The Engineer's childhood years
|mountain dew insimination |
Good ol' Jack Dixon.
That's not a house, that's a chicken coop. For our more urban posters I'll just put it like this; when you're standing next to a chicken coop, a rotten maggot filled pig is like a river of honey flowing through a rose garden.
Needs a "exactly what it says on the box" tag.
I grew up on the farm (beef cattle the only livestock), but I remember having to move a dead sparrow when I was mowing the lawn. I lifted it up, and the ribcage stayed stuck to the ground, and a dozen or so of the largest, slimiest maggots sat there chewing away.
It was gross.
|Rev. Blackson Pollock |
Needs "Swine Flu Origins" tag
I was really expecting something to happen when he poured the water on the maggots
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