Jesse Helms would be proud.

Clearly this is the most important issue facing the region today.

Being left-handed isn't something you're born with, it is a CHOICE between salvation and eternal damnation!

Once a man was eating in the company of the Prophet (peace be upon him) and was using his left hand. The Prophet (peace be upon him) said: �Eat with your right hand.�

The man responded: �I am not able to do so.� He only said this out of obstinacy.

So the Prophet (who is a total dick) said: �Then be unable to do so.�

The narrator of this had�th then adds: �He was not able after that to raise his right hand to his mouth.� [Sah�h Muslim (2021)]

Wonder which hand they beat their wives with.

I had no idea that muslims believed in satan. I mean, sure, a culturally equivalent anthropomorphisation of evil would be expected. But satan himself...you sure do get around, dog!

watching this as I chow down a burger with my left hand

Wasn't satan supposed to be some lawyer type arbiter being rather than a demon looking thing with horns and a tail? Can you Bibleologists clarify?

You are supposed to eat with your right hand and wipe your ass with your left hand. That's why Allah gave you two hands, infidel.

Five stars for Satan needing a chin prosthetic.

Awesome! Heaven, here I come!

That tradition comes from the fact that they would eat with the right hand and wipe their asses with the left. Now I happen to wipe with my right and eat with my left. Does that make me clean.