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Desc:Oh crap, satan's eating with me right now!
Category:Religious, Educational
Tags:Muslim, islam, satan, devil, left-handed
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Jesse Helms would be proud.
Clearly this is the most important issue facing the region today.
It's good to see that religious nuts the world over have the same fascination with incredibly minor crap, and it just drives them so crazy they make commercials about it.

Being left-handed isn't something you're born with, it is a CHOICE between salvation and eternal damnation!
Once a man was eating in the company of the Prophet (peace be upon him) and was using his left hand. The Prophet (peace be upon him) said: Eat with your right hand.

The man responded: I am not able to do so. He only said this out of obstinacy.

So the Prophet (who is a total dick) said: Then be unable to do so.

The narrator of this hadth then adds: He was not able after that to raise his right hand to his mouth. [Sahh Muslim (2021)]

"I totally didn't want to anyway," sayeth the man, though he did try to move his arm when the Prophet (peace be upon him) turned his gaze elsewhere.

Wonder which hand they beat their wives with.
I had no idea that muslims believed in satan. I mean, sure, a culturally equivalent anthropomorphisation of evil would be expected. But satan himself...you sure do get around, dog!
Adham Nu'man
Despite their differences, Judaism, Christianity and Islam all evolved from the same theological foundations.

If they all agree on satan, but disagree on god, does that make satan more likely to be real?

watching this as I chow down a burger with my left hand
Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Wasn't satan supposed to be some lawyer type arbiter being rather than a demon looking thing with horns and a tail? Can you Bibleologists clarify?
Muslims consider Satan to be an ill-behaved servant of God. His purpose is to test the faithful.

Apparently this depiction of Satan is based on the Western Satan, but that makes sense since the Western Satan is based on the Arabian efreeti.

Baphomet/Cosmic Androgyne. An Ifrit is just a sub-type of Jinn (Djinn/Djinni).

You are supposed to eat with your right hand and wipe your ass with your left hand. That's why Allah gave you two hands, infidel.
Menudo con queso
Five stars for Satan needing a chin prosthetic.
Awesome! Heaven, here I come!
That tradition comes from the fact that they would eat with the right hand and wipe their asses with the left. Now I happen to wipe with my right and eat with my left. Does that make me clean.
And I can wash my hands with this new invention, called SOAP.

Stars for dead cat.

You know what I mean.

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