This isn't the original everquest, rather the horrid playstation only port, that managed to have WORSE graphics than the original 1999 game.
And to be honest, you won't know many horrific fatties in mmo's, they tend to be highly anti-social.
people that are friendly and social will 90% of the time have normal human dimensions.
Though it is so horrific seeing them in a store, holding your game or expansion, in their pillow-like hands.
I know right? When they see your expansion and you're like, is that me? Then Michael Jackson's "Man in the Mirror" comes on, full force in your mind, and you lose your balance. Thank god those GameStops have AC, because you'd probably overheat and explode, sending SolRo blubber all over the other SolRos in line, each the same, each thinking the same thing, "At least I'm not that guy. At least I have a social life, and I'm about ten pounds lighter."
I wish you would stop your obsession with me baleen, I've told you many times I'm not interested in you.
You're a big fat funny target.
Excerpt from the manual's Gameplay section:
"How to play the game:
1. Be really pumped.
2. React physically to things happening in the game.
3. Try to call about any planned dragonslaying before more than 11 of the team is already online while you're miles away from your PSX, you late fuck.
4. Always be ready to play. What, do you work? FUCK THAT. CALL PEOPLE. SLAY DRAGONS."
IIRC this add was pulled because the black guy was a troll.
I bet they didn't include the Asian girl just to be mo-cul.
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The message of this commercial is that only assholes play Everquest.
That first guy is clearly a successful businessman...why else would he have a tie?
Because he's an asshole. He's the only one with a job, though, so he's head asshole.
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