|Caminante Nocturno |
Mr. Buzzcut there has got some major butter cheeks going on.
This screen marks perhaps the last moment in history when one could talk about ninjas kidnapping the president with complete earnestness and without a trace of self-conscious camp or wackyness. For that, five stars.
Play bad dudes right now and see if you are!
uh... at the end of this level the boss is a fire breathing Karnov. It even plays the theme. What?
The most socially important game of its era, inspiring a generation to take a stand and finally say "No more presidential ninja kidnappings, goddammit." Finally, Ronald Reagan was safe to do his job.
Then later it turned out Reagan was a horrible blight on America.
My friends and I were talking about this game yesterday. You just don't see game intros like this one or Super Smash TVs anymore. Speaking of which, if that one isn't here then it needs to be.
If you are a fan of surrealistically translated video game intros, I recommend you find "Violence Fight" on MAME. It's just a crap Pit Fighter rip off but the intro tells us it features a criminal fighting ring made up of "reckless drivers and general business men".
They need to make a movie of this game.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
Doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot is the sound of an important message coming straight from the top.
Man, Duke Nukem has a weird voice.
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