It's awesome, because he kind of looks like Bruce Wayne, too.

"I"m a rich man's son. Who never gave a thought to anyone or anything but myself.

"Then my parents got shot. Now I give a thought to lots of things. Like punching clowns and beating up ugly midgets in top hats whose umbrellas are also guns."

His voice is like sweet honey and rabbit's fur, even though he's vengeance and also the night.

Why hasn't this man not been given dozens of movies? I could listen to this all day and it's fucking Matlock.