I sort of felt this way even when they started putting pineapple on it. Also, ranch dressing. I hate the world.
"a tomato is a fruit"
Actually, in the United States, where we invented this whole pizza craze, tomato is technically a vegetable.
See Nix v. Hedden, 1893.
Also, moving to New York has inured me to a variety of pizza massacres. I have seen salad pizzas (that's pizza with lettuce and dressing on it), pasta pizzas (mounds of meatballs and macaroni that make it look like a Dr. Who villain's face), chocolate pizzas, nacho pizzas, and actual fruit pizzas, with fruit, other than olives and tomatoes.
Pineapple on pizza offends my senses. It's just gross. It's like putting caramellos in a sandwich.
Fluffy should be de-tongued and sold to Chechnyans.
Oh my God, I thought the Crispy Melt Pizza was fake.
|Jeff Fries |
The international news bit was great
|Caminante Nocturno |
I don't feel so good all of a sudden.
"Americans will eat anything covered in melted cheese"
I used to work at this place, and its true. the horrors I could tell you about from reading ingredients...horrible.
also "the equivalent of 5 Americans were killed today in Afghanistan"
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
Headline: Study disproves long-held theories about human self-preservation instincts
"Mourners unsure how to commemorate victims of memorial collapse."
Hey the onion is learned to not let skits drag on! That's worth one extra star.
I am shocked that Domino's really hasn't done the nacho cheese one yet.
Not in a million years would I have thought to combine pork with nacho cheese. That pizza sounds fucking horrifying.
Everyone I know from portland is stupid and puts ranch dressing on everything.
Because Portland is "Progressive". Get with the fucking picture, ranch dressing is meant to be put on everything that is not considered a dessert. It's a commonly known fact here, asschode
This reminds me of that TMNT fangirl video.
"Awake and dapper"
|Justin Dohrmann |
"cheese and sauce consuming beasts"
The equivalent of 5 Americans...
|Frank Rizzo |
you guys need to google japanese pizza hut.
Juicy Influenza Shit Pizza with Peanuts
Bot Fly Infested Cancerous Sub-Saharan African Testicle Pizza, you know, the guy with balls so big he could sit on them?
Americans ate them all.
The thing is, i could eat most of those pizzas with no problem at all.
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