|Magical Man from Happy-Land |
Yes, yes, yes. When the police want to talk to you, tell them to fuck themselves. People enjoy pretty good protection under the 5th amendment but so few actually exercise their rights.
Study up on *all* your rights. If you relent any of them, you're fucked.
This is a beautiful shining gem. Thank you.
dear mister hitler. i is sarry dat i stolldid you gold four-sided triangle.
This should be required weekly watching for most everyone.
wonderful wonderful wonderful.
Stellar, and absolutely true.
|Jeff Fries |
Snitches get stitches
-1 star because this man is an absolute douche who teaches at a horrifying fundamentalist law degree mill.
+1 star because this piece of advice came from an absolute douche who teaches at a horrifying fundamentalist law degree mill.
Seriously, I am shocked.
This is one really good piece of advice my parents instilled in me from a young age. Innocent or not, talking to the police about a crime, inviting them into your home, "stepping outside" for them, and all those pratfalls, can only screw you over.
|Freeman Gordon |
that just showes how mad this county has become
Well rather than pull a Mentok the Mind-Taker impression, I'll just ask you what you meant by that vague statement.
|Menudo con queso |
No, he's right, things are insane here in Polk County. Over in Jefferson County and down in Lincoln County they're reasonably tame, but this county is utterly mad.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
Doing the Educational category proud.
Danke schön, gambol.
That guy talks so fast. Why does he talk so fast? I think it's because he's on speed.
Pleading the fifth sounds a hellva lot better played back to the jury than:
Then the defendant screamed, "TWIN PEAK! TWIN PEAKS! TWENTY TWO DOLLARS! I NEED MY PASSPORT TO GO TO NEW MEXICO!"
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