Dick Tracy villain?
No Nose could not be reached for comment, as he was shot to death by one Det. Dick Tracy earlier this week.
I was thinking more of a Batman villain.
His power was to remove his nose and throw it at his enemies.
But one day Batman caught it, yelled "I KEEP IT NOW!" and drove off.
Now he just kidnaps people.
I was thinking more Sin City.
How come the news guys never say, "It's a story that would just make an AMAZING movie. I would TOTALLY watch this story if it were a movie."
You're right, this would make an excellent movie.
"You're going to prison, you big meanie... See my bruises everywhere?" *points to nonexistent bruises*
"Mumble-mumble, we were kidding around. We were having adult fun." *reeks of Jack Daniels*
*From behind the couch, "No Nose" Gardner peaks his head up. Cue laugh track*
Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown.
|Dinky Patterson |
It was a good hook to get me to watch this, but I still wish there wasn't any reference to No Nose in the description and tags. The play button symbol in the preview image is right over No Nose's face, so it would've been a complete surprise.
I thought that at first, too, but was still completely floored when they showed Mr. Gardner's mug shot.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Even the newswoman can't believe this shit.
BJ and the Bear
Laverne and Shirley
No Nose and McCabe.
They actually have very authentic looking fake noses now, boss.
Nose prosthetics have come a long way since Humpty Hump.
"The fuck would I call myself then genius, 'One Nose'? Get the fuck outa here."
Nobody Nose Gardner? That's if he just got a new nose and threw all the other stuff away.
I'm better if the money has to go between a prosthetic nose or Old Milwaukee Light, Old Milwaukee Light is the winner.
"A bad movie"? This anchor has never seen Angelina Jolie's Wanted; this is a summer blockbuster in comparison.
Clearly Mr. Turk has never seen the "Never, Ever Talk to the Police" video: http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=40708 (which, incidentally, applies to the media, too).
|The Townleybomb |
Thank you, Greg. Thank you so much.
|Dr Dim |
One of my aunts told me as a teenager,"You and your cousin are tall, so if you get into trouble people will remember you."
It's a good thing No Nose isn't tall.
Robert Garner's got no nose.
How does he smell?
You ever seen "The Salton Sea"? I think this is gonna be something like that. Only with booze and duct tape.
|Maggot Brain |
The places you will go on Meth.
"You ever have a domestic dispute"?
It's Mr. Potato Head.
|Adham Nu'man |
Good Times, Good People.
meth plus booze
|Godard's Drinking Problem |
He's like an inverted clown.
This clip is a gem.
Newscaster Greg Phillips' eyebrows have been waiting their whole life for a story like this. Watch the end of the clip -- they're masterful.
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