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Tags:New Jersey, white people, why the terrorists hate us, Guidos
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Comment count is 34
Dicknuts - 2008-08-01
kennydra - 2008-08-01
FatFatuousNation - 2008-08-01
Adham Nu'man - 2008-08-01
Five... Fuckin'... Stars my bro!
zatojones - 2008-08-01
this is why I only go to Avalon
dr_rock - 2008-08-01
I don't wanna be on the beach!

wtf japan - 2008-08-01
I am thankful for guidos. Because of them, I can never feel morally alienated from those individuals who have perpetrated the systematic annihilation of a class of people.
Cleaner82 - 2008-08-01
A lot of people, they talk about the Middle East and they're like 'bomb em all'. And I could never understand how people could be so cruel. Until now. Bomb this beach.
Mike Tyson?! - 2008-08-01
Yeah, I can suddenly understand the "MAKE THE AREA INTO GLASS" mindset all of a sudden.

waxeater - 2008-08-01
The United States of New Jersey.
sosage - 2008-08-01
The Townleybomb - 2008-08-01
Dino is pretty much every third guy who plays poker in Atlantic City. Thanks for the money, bro.
glasseye - 2008-08-01
It's like the steroids and booze replaced all of their brain cells.
baleen - 2008-08-01

The guido documentary is to the 2008 what the pimp documentary was to 2003. When I moved here I wanted to make this documentary called Down the Shore, about a guy like me who tries to become a guido and has to get waxed and muscled, I'd have a guido be my cicerone (ha) and it would be funny.

But now everyone is making a fucking documentary about guidos. I even had a guy tell me a year after ME TELLING HIM MY IDEA the very same idea that I told him, only as if it were his idea. So -1 star for my own bitterness. I have only myself to blame.
baleen - 2008-08-01

I'm on about 2 hours of sleep. That's why that didn't really come out too coherently.

Dinky Patterson - 2008-08-01
This herd would've been thinned dramatically if the mental exams their ancestors passed at Ellis Island were just a little bit tougher.
Gwago - 2008-08-01
Dear lord. I'm driving down to Jersey next week, wish me luck.
notbob - 2008-08-01
I'm an Italian that lives in NJ. No one in the world is more ashamed of their people.
That guy - 2012-03-30
My sympathies. Get out of there?
At least we're not orange and full of 'roids in California. We just eat too much and get mad sometimes

Rudy - 2008-08-01
DMKA - 2008-08-01
Now I see why New York hates Jersey.
Nithing - 2008-08-01
More proof that Italians are barely even white.
AgentOrange - 2008-08-01
Menudo con queso - 2008-08-01
Jen's voice could cut glass. Hell, it could cut through six-inches of steel.
enki don't - 2008-08-01
To quote Tom Scharpling: That's not Jersey. That's shore-trash. And I only have one thing to say to shore-trash: make my funnel cake and shut up.
enki don't - 2008-08-01
also: Proud, proud, moments there, people

Camonk - 2008-08-01
Interestingly, this is also why I hate us.
theSnake - 2008-08-01
Do you work out. Oh interviewer you, sarcastic SOB.
heyitslozeau - 2008-08-01
i think this beach should be pushed into the ocean. for the sake of homeland securuity
cognitivedissonance - 2008-08-02
Somebody needs to live this lifestyle for a year and write a book called "Guido Like Me".
Caminante Nocturno - 2008-08-04
Hey, other countries. We'll make it worth your while if you're willing to take Jersey off of our hands.
Lies, lies, LIES! - 2009-11-21
I suddenly feel much, much better about my redneck heritage.
twinkieafternoon - 2009-12-21
+5 Jen from Jewville.
Pillager - 2010-07-20
"Orange People" would be a better tag.

Skin bronzer & all that...

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