|Dicknuts - 2008-08-01 |
|kennydra - 2008-08-01 |
|FatFatuousNation - 2008-08-01 |
|Adham Nu'man - 2008-08-01 |
Five... Fuckin'... Stars my bro!
|zatojones - 2008-08-01 |
this is why I only go to Avalon
|wtf japan - 2008-08-01 |
I am thankful for guidos. Because of them, I can never feel morally alienated from those individuals who have perpetrated the systematic annihilation of a class of people.
|Cleaner82 - 2008-08-01 |
A lot of people, they talk about the Middle East and they're like 'bomb em all'. And I could never understand how people could be so cruel. Until now. Bomb this beach.
Yeah, I can suddenly understand the "MAKE THE AREA INTO GLASS" mindset all of a sudden.
|waxeater - 2008-08-01 |
The United States of New Jersey.
|sosage - 2008-08-01 |
|The Townleybomb - 2008-08-01 |
Dino is pretty much every third guy who plays poker in Atlantic City. Thanks for the money, bro.
|glasseye - 2008-08-01 |
It's like the steroids and booze replaced all of their brain cells.
|baleen - 2008-08-01 |
The guido documentary is to the 2008 what the pimp documentary was to 2003. When I moved here I wanted to make this documentary called Down the Shore, about a guy like me who tries to become a guido and has to get waxed and muscled, I'd have a guido be my cicerone (ha) and it would be funny.
But now everyone is making a fucking documentary about guidos. I even had a guy tell me a year after ME TELLING HIM MY IDEA the very same idea that I told him, only as if it were his idea. So -1 star for my own bitterness. I have only myself to blame.
I'm on about 2 hours of sleep. That's why that didn't really come out too coherently.
|Dinky Patterson - 2008-08-01 |
This herd would've been thinned dramatically if the mental exams their ancestors passed at Ellis Island were just a little bit tougher.
|Gwago - 2008-08-01 |
Dear lord. I'm driving down to Jersey next week, wish me luck.
|notbob - 2008-08-01 |
I'm an Italian that lives in NJ. No one in the world is more ashamed of their people.
My sympathies. Get out of there?
At least we're not orange and full of 'roids in California. We just eat too much and get mad sometimes
|Rudy - 2008-08-01 |
|DMKA - 2008-08-01 |
Now I see why New York hates Jersey.
|Nithing - 2008-08-01 |
More proof that Italians are barely even white.
|AgentOrange - 2008-08-01 |
|Menudo con queso - 2008-08-01 |
Jen's voice could cut glass. Hell, it could cut through six-inches of steel.
|enki don't - 2008-08-01 |
To quote Tom Scharpling: That's not Jersey. That's shore-trash. And I only have one thing to say to shore-trash: make my funnel cake and shut up.
also: Proud, proud, moments there, people
|Camonk - 2008-08-01 |
Interestingly, this is also why I hate us.
|theSnake - 2008-08-01 |
Do you work out. Oh interviewer you, sarcastic SOB.
|heyitslozeau - 2008-08-01 |
i think this beach should be pushed into the ocean. for the sake of homeland securuity
|cognitivedissonance - 2008-08-02 |
Somebody needs to live this lifestyle for a year and write a book called "Guido Like Me".
|Caminante Nocturno - 2008-08-04 |
Hey, other countries. We'll make it worth your while if you're willing to take Jersey off of our hands.
|Lies, lies, LIES! - 2009-11-21 |
I suddenly feel much, much better about my redneck heritage.
|twinkieafternoon - 2009-12-21 |
+5 Jen from Jewville.
|Pillager - 2010-07-20 |
"Orange People" would be a better tag.
Skin bronzer & all that...
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