Loop 10: Martha, Martha...
Klink 12: Hoooogan....Hooooooooogaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
Ezekiel 23: And the Babylonians came to her into the bed of love, and they defiled her with their whoredom, and she was polluted with them, and her mind was alienated from them. So she discovered her whoredoms, and discovered her nakedness: then my mind was alienated from her, like as my mind was alienated from her sister. Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt. For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses. Thus thou calledst to remembrance the lewdness of thy youth, in bruising thy teats by the Egyptians for the paps of thy youth.
Doesn't everyone keep a large, open Bible in their kitchen?
|Caminante Nocturno |
The sound at the end leads me to believe that she's married to a seal.
That was Junior shooting himself in the eye, in an attempt to relieve some stress.
I have considered the words of Jesus and I have come to a conclusion: BUY MY BOOK.
I'm pretty sure I've got the one thing she needs, she should pay more attention to that bible
WHATS THE ONE THING MARTHA NEEDS??????
|wtf japan |
What? Women can't read! I'm pretty sure all she needs is to get some MD to play with her love knob in order to release all that built up hysteria.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Was Martha one of the whores that Jesus liked to hang out with and not bump?
Martha, Martha, you are troubled and anxious about many things and there's only one thing needed... Valluim
It feeiuxuz strayus.
What could these 'practical solutions possibly be, lie back and think of Jesus? I mean, the guy's got nice abs, but come on.
|Big Muddy |
Too Blessed For This Mess ~ With forward by William Murderface
She reminds me too much of my Mom's sister before her divorce. Went from successful artist and interior designer to going bankrupt feeding a addiction to plastic surgery.
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