Anna Nicole Smith in Illegal Aliens

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Comment count is 25

themilkshark

- 2008-08-04

I need the names of everyone who bought this.

IrishWhiskey

- 2008-08-04

Anna Nicole Smith truly was our Princess Diana.

HURF BLURF DUH - 2008-08-04

Which really illustrates the difference between England and America.

England's dream woman - urbane, well-bred, graceful, pretty in a very classy and understated way, might be screwing around behind the scenes but keeps up appearances like a champion

America's dream woman - busted, broken, drugged-out, skanked-out, homely, stupid sperm dumpster with a big fake rack, who everyone on Earth has seen naked if not ejaculated directly on her face

IrishWhiskey - 2008-08-04

To be fair, Anna was never really America's Diana any more than Amy Winehouse is the Brits.

I just wish that someone had aired clips like this alongside CNN and Fox's gushing tributes. Like Cafferty.

TeenerTot

- 2008-08-04

NOT what I'd expect?

baleen

- 2008-08-04

I'm sorry, I didn't know you were a fan.

Camonk

- 2008-08-04

It wasn't what I was expecting, but strangely she ended up with more dignity than I'd expected.

zatojones

- 2008-08-04

what the hell did she do to her face?

Cleaner82

- 2008-08-04

Well now isn't that a hell of a question. She carved it up utilizing a legion of surgeons both expert and inexpert. She baked it in both artificial and natural sunlight until the texture of the skin resembled a wallet. She wrinkled and frazzled it with years of manic-induced stress and drug abuse. And then she died, but I think this was before that.

baleen - 2008-08-04

That's suggesting that her death was instant. By this film Anna Nicole was already a twelfth level lich.

snothouse

- 2008-08-04

Sill less overacting then Jenna Elfman.

HURF BLURF DUH

- 2008-08-04

Toward the end it sounds like she's running a chainsaw in there.

Who the fuck paid for this movie to be made? If I was putting up the money for a movie, and this was the result, I'd sue everyone responsible for misappropriation of funds. And then shoot them.

chumbucket

- 2008-08-04

what is this from and how do I avoid watching this EVER AGAIN?

baleen - 2008-08-04

Anna Nicole Smith in Illegal Aliens.

chumbucket - 2008-08-04

ha, once again my gutter mind ignored what the title was REALLY trying to tell me..thanks

sonichronique

- 2008-08-04

Brought to you by David Giancola, the writer and director of Time Chasers. I don't know whether he intentionally put his director chair in the shot, but five stars alone for the actresses' defeated looks the end.

JSP

- 2008-08-04

The whole movie is like this and basically it is completely awesome.

Rodents of Unusual Size

- 2008-08-04

Was this directed by Howard Stern?

StanleyPain

- 2008-08-04

Uhh..is that director's chair in the foreground emblazoned with the name of David Giancola. THE DAVID GIANCOLA?? TIME CHASERS DAVID GIANCOLA??

baleen - 2008-08-04

Yes! Pay attention in class Stanley!

j lzrd / swift idiot

- 2008-08-04

This is horrible and terrible, which makes it totally awesome.

KnowFuture

- 2008-08-05

Ya know, there are no doubt people out there who wanted to fuck her even more after seeing this.

fluffy

- 2008-09-05

There is entirely too much plot in this porn film.

Bort

- 2010-06-23

1:29 - Anna Nicole Smith actually manages to fart "Dixie". Anna Nicole Smith's ass is the General Lee.

Bort - 2013-10-08

She's ...

... not just whistling "Dixie".

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