Randroid In my mind a war is still going on. I was the best cook Uncle Sam ever saw. The supply lines started getting small and we discovered ten pounds of prime Texas babies, well at least it used to be prime. But I was arrogant.
kelpfoot Randroid, if you ever need a kidney donation or something, I'm there for you.
Xenocide They've got the munchies for a California Cheeseburger!
cognitivedissonance Apparently he once tried to catch flies with honey and a bear ate his mother.
futurebot Not to spoil the fun, but I'm pretty sure he's just referring to a story in II Kings where this supposedly happened. Of course, he's probably extrapolating some kind of bizarre literal warning.
biohazzrd Louie Theroux Shows up in all the wrong places. I think somewhere in the MOD there are tracking stations just for him. Someone eats a baby- there he is. Someone holds a hitler watersports event- he's the guest judge. What are you up to Mr Theroux?