This is Serious Business!!
Well played. Well played.
Hilton Head Guy is anxious. His mind races back to his tires, and exploding rubbers.
Our Dumb Century's coverage of the 1980 Elections:
Jimmy Carter: "Let's Talk Better Mileage"
Ronald Reagan: "Kill the Bastards"
Which Message Will Resonate with Voters?
Jimmy Carter: Vote for me if you want four more years of Jimmy Carter!!
Ronald Reagan: Vote for him if you want four more years of Jimmy Carter.
Dude I would be all about four more years of Jimmy Carter, even today
God I love Obama
I am so glad we have Jesus Christ, the Son of God and our lord and savior from sin and death, on our side in a presidential election. All praise to our omnipotent abstraction of divinity! And fuck our enemies!
"They take pride in being ignorant."
Of course, but I swear to God I've been racking my brain but I think this is the first time a Democratic politician has had the guts to say the blindingly obvious.
No wonder the McCain campaign is trying to paint Obama as "outside the mainstream". From a cynical perspective, he is, in fact, outside the mainstream.
And he did it all without sounding elitist. That's talent people. That's bantering we can believe in. I can't wait 'til this guy's our president.
OBAMA HAZ CHEEZEBURGER LOLOLZ!
VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR LULZ IN 2008
Between this and the Paris Hilton vid, McCain will hopefully have an enraging and embarrassing day.
A logical argument based on facts...and reason?
Yes, I'm starting to remember. It's all coming back to me now...
Are we through letting the bullshit slide now? Are we ready to do this up right?
|magical man |
I watched this very early in the morning and was pleased to discover it was not, in fact, a dream. This mornings wood is dedicated to Obama.
|Caminante Nocturno |
He's starting to look and sound like more than this country really deserves.
I listened to this on the radio this morning through the Glenn Beck filter which consisted of him countering Obama's argument by comparing him to Jerry Seinfeld, questioning how improving efficiency can possibly help more than drilling for oil, saying the Republican's weren't lying (despite claiming this offhand tire remark is Obama's entire energy policy), then finishing off by saying Americans will never conserve by inflating tires and unplugging unused appliances because it "interferes with our way of life" and all but calling Americans lazy and careless. And I assume his audience took that as a compliment somehow.
Don't worry about the polls.
All that matters are the swing states.
The governors of Ohio and Pennsylvania will stump for Obama.
Michigan has been called a "swing state" though the odds of them going for McCain when he lacks endorsements from any major unions are unlikely.
McCain will probably take Florida.
Just because a bunch of Republicans are stupid because they just are and they do whatever the hell they're told and they like to scream and break things doesn't mean anything because among swing voters Obama will win.
He just will. Especially when you add all the Latinos and Blacks that have never bothered voting because they have felt so disenfranchised for the past however many years.
If you become a poll junkie like me you'll just get mad at the world.
Wow, Obama is leading in the polls in Missourri!
He will not carry Missourri, so who cares.
I don't understand how Florida is a "swing state". It has a great big stamp that says "REPUBLICAN COUNTRY" on the maps they print now. Right undert "AMERICA'S FLOPPY COCK".
1. North Florida yokels hate all these immigrants round here\hate all the money them brown folks got down in Mami'. Also any nigre don't like my key lime pie's a sumbitch and a goddamn soviet.
2. 1st Generation Cubans hate Castro, like gold\real estate\cocaine, hate Castro.
3. Myriad hypocritical old farts (not the Jewish ones
Ewww, he picked his ear, I'm not voting for him now.
YEAH WELL WHY DIDNT YOU SAY THE PLEGE OF ALLIGENTS YOU GODDAMN MUSLIM BASTARD
Olbermann points out that Gov. Schwarzenegger and fucking Nascar have said the same thing about tire inflation and fuel economy.
Also McCain himself now. Not that hypocrisy has ever been an obstacle.
Smellvin apperantly wants us to waste oil, too.
Automatic sub-three star rating for anything with federal government whores in it.
Dat's right, only give it up for State Comptrollers and District Supervisors.
Enjoy your running water and electricity, relax, and let the rest of us handle it, no?
Obama - SERIOUS BUSINESS!
|A Jumping Spider! |
I like his tone at "this is the kinda thing they do." (0:57)
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