thats what i was thinking


Obama 08

Version 2.0:

Jimmy Carter: Vote for me if you want four more years of Jimmy Carter!!

Ronald Reagan: Vote for him if you want four more years of Jimmy Carter.

Dude I would be all about four more years of Jimmy Carter, even today

http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/i_got_what_america_needs_r ight

also gauge

I dunno, she's always seemed kinda depressing to me.

Agreed; her 'meeth' are horrible and I never got turned on by the white-trash lolita thing. Obama rocks my socks off though.

Oh God dammit

oh please please please lord don't let john mccain win.
I know you're on my side. I know it. I know the past eight years were just a way for you to embarrass the pharisees that claim to follow you. oh pretty jesus. please.

I am so glad we have Jesus Christ, the Son of God and our lord and savior from sin and death, on our side in a presidential election. All praise to our omnipotent abstraction of divinity! And fuck our enemies!

I think that has been established as soon as they started looking down on people with college educations (or running ads reflecting such sentiments)

Of course, but I swear to God I've been racking my brain but I think this is the first time a Democratic politician has had the guts to say the blindingly obvious.

No wonder the McCain campaign is trying to paint Obama as "outside the mainstream". From a cynical perspective, he is, in fact, outside the mainstream.

Yeah, Obama is made of win.

OBAMA HAZ CHEEZEBURGER LOLOLZ!
VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR LULZ IN 2008

Everyone on the POE network banned by Chet 100% deserved it.

No Obama, you don't understand why the Republicans are reducing sound suggestions to mocking talking points.

And thats why McCain is catching up in the polls.

Dangnabbit, not meant as a reply.

It's only August. Grandpa Simpson will get a bump after the Republican convention, and Obama will get a bump after the Democratic convention. McCain may catch up a bit but he won't pass Obama.

Relax.

No, THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO RELAX. There is no guarantee of sanity in these our united states.

Don't worry about the polls.
All that matters are the swing states.
The governors of Ohio and Pennsylvania will stump for Obama.
Michigan has been called a "swing state" though the odds of them going for McCain when he lacks endorsements from any major unions are unlikely.

McCain will probably take Florida.
Just because a bunch of Republicans are stupid because they just are and they do whatever the hell they're told and they like to scream and break things doesn't mean anything because among swing voters Obama will win.
He just will. Especially when you add all the Latinos and Blacks that have never bothered voting because they have felt so disenfranchised for the past however many years.

If you become a poll junkie like me you'll just get mad at the world.
http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/news/stories.nsf/politics/sto ry/84EC6E3C5EAE4FF586257484000FDDED?OpenDocument

Wow, Obama is leading in the polls in Missourri!
He will not carry Missourri, so who cares.

I don't understand how Florida is a "swing state". It has a great big stamp that says "REPUBLICAN COUNTRY" on the maps they print now. Right undert "AMERICA'S FLOPPY COCK".

1. North Florida yokels hate all these immigrants round here\hate all the money them brown folks got down in Mami'. Also any nigre don't like my key lime pie's a sumbitch and a goddamn soviet.

2. 1st Generation Cubans hate Castro, like gold\real estate\cocaine, hate Castro.

3. Myriad hypocritical old farts (not the Jewish ones

Who's up for a "Vote Nov. 5" Campaign in the most conservative, elderly districts of Florida?

ACTUALLY IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY, PAUSE THE VIDEO, AND USE ENHANCE YOU WILL CLEARLY SEE HE IS FLIPPING OFF THE AUDIENCE.

Also McCain himself now. Not that hypocrisy has ever been an obstacle.

Fight the power, brother!

Dat's right, only give it up for State Comptrollers and District Supervisors.

Automatic five-star rating to counteract the single dumbest thing I've ever seen on this site.

Enjoy your running water and electricity, relax, and let the rest of us handle it, no?

I DID NOT KNOW THAT A DOUCHE COULD TYPE.

Oh almo, you're my new favorite troll!

Well, if the election gets fixed, Obama can always fall back on voice-acting.

Also, more seriously, this is the fourth or third-most enormous schizm between willing ignorance for profit and self-sacrifice for progress that this country has ever seen in her history. America once again must deal with a portion of her own citizens being the primary enemy to her fundamental freedoms and rights and her very future in the world.