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God's through playing around.

And this time...he's gonna clean house.

BRUCE CAMPBELL IS GOD.

COMING SUMMER 2012.

Isn't it odd that the main detraction from Obama from the Right is his very popularity? Oh, the gymnastics they pull to make popularity itself a bad thing.

HITLER WAS POPULAR

HITLER SPOKE AND WALKED AROUND AND ATE FOOD!

HITLER WAS CARBON-BASED.

OBAMA? ALSO CARBON-BASED.

MAYBE THE *SAME* CARBON.

You should make a youtube video of that.

For EnochEmery.

RIGHT ON

if this is some elaborate plan to stop me from stocking up on 12 gauge, anime and campbell's condensed lobster soup in my compound you're not fooling me boy

What about Notradamus, smart guy? I haven't read a single thing he's written but it seems reasonable to me that he may have mentioned 2012 as a date something might happen on at some point. You know, like when he predicted 9/11.

I'm a little amused myself that Christians are taking the freaking Mayan calendar into account at all. Hey, why not just pass go and sculpt a golden calf to worship, fellas? I guess the quickest and easiest path to fear is the best, no?

Give him a break. He has to wear that mask so Barack HUSSEIN Obama's elite assassin squad doesn't find out who he is.

DURKA DURKA ALLAH DID THIS

I don't know about you guys but 3.5 good years followed immediately by the end of the world seems like a lateral move at worst at the moment.

be. there can only be.

Please just stop doing it. It was funny for a bit but it's not anymore.

I'm not trying to be funny. This is how I really feel, and I'll express my feelings for any pro-Obama bullshit that gets posted here.

It is a joke, you just aren't in on it.

Tag Rated RKO in please

THIS SUMMER

JOHN CENA IS IN

BEAR! FORCE! ONE! (DOO DOO DOO DOOOO DO DOOOO)

BEAR! FORCE! HOO-AH! HOOAH!

BEAR! FORCE! ONE! (BEAR FORCE ONE YEAH)

BEAR! FORCE! HOO-AH! (YOU'RE THE OOOOOONE!)

COMING TO CENAMARK THEATRES NEAR YOU

Haterade? Ok... clearly you are one of these mythical rational conservatives. You have logical reasons, so why not list the three top ones?

Just to be clear, I don't think hating Obama is a joke (there's plenty of things he's done I'm not happy with). Its the persecution complex, radical positions like "global warming is a scam" and "Obama's socialist" and lingo like "h8trs" and "Haterade" that are humorous.

1) Dems have traditionally been known for more taxing and more domestic programs, desrvedly so. However, the last eight years have completely turned this paradigm on it's head. Not content to merely embrace the Reagan-era deregulation to reward the wealthy, the current Republican White House has furthered it and aggressively taxed and spent the country into a new economic reality. President Bush's economic policies would make the authors of the New Deal blush.

2) Apply the logic you are so proud of to global warming. Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't happening. Just because Fox News and Red State say it's a sham doesn't make it a sham. Seriously, if you would do about two hours of actual, unbiased research, you would quickly realize that the evidence for global warming outweighs evidence against by about a million to one.

Please note, I'm still almost completely convinced you are a troll, I'm more writing this for my own benefit.

Translations: I don't actually understand these things or the underlying issues. It's hard. So, why actually think about them. VOTE MCCAIN BECAUSE HE WON'T DO THAT ONE THING THAT I THINK IS BAD EVEN THOUGH I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.

I totally want to give you a big, affectionate, man-hug. ...just for submitting yourself to this, EVERY TIME! I heart you more than I heart Billy Buttsex, Cena_mark!

I love how conservatives who hate Obama always add that they're not racist. They doth protest too much, methinks.

I know Bush sucked in the spending department, but Obama is prepared to spend way more.
Just cause Al Gore says global warming is real doesn't make it so. More and more evidence is being produced against it. More and more scientists are starting to reject it. If you did at least 2 hours of unbiased research I'm sure you would find Global Warming to be false.
Obama is an empty suit. You might not like what McCain puts on the table, but at least he has something on the table. At least McCain has a viable Iraq plan. At least McCain has a sensible energy plan. Get it straight, you guys are just caught up in Obama's hype.

Also, "I ain't even gonna vote" was the most refreshing thing I have ever heard on the topic of American politics.

That's not an antichrist we can believe in.

We can only hope. Although the video is down, I'm not sure what kind of computer or internet access an unemployed dude who lives on a boat has, so it's highly doubtful.