|Zoot42 - 2008-08-07 |
5. 5. 5. 5. 5.
This is what poeTV is made for!
God I love the internet.
|glasseye - 2008-08-07 |
Cena_mark, is that you?
God's through playing around.
And this time...he's gonna clean house.
BRUCE CAMPBELL IS GOD.
COMING SUMMER 2012.
|Cleaner82 - 2008-08-07 |
And all the piggies squeal. Squeal on, piggies.
If it's destined, what choice do you have but to vote for Obama?
Isn't it odd that the main detraction from Obama from the Right is his very popularity? Oh, the gymnastics they pull to make popularity itself a bad thing.
HITLER SPOKE AND WALKED AROUND AND ATE FOOD!
HITLER WAS CARBON-BASED.
OBAMA? ALSO CARBON-BASED.
MAYBE THE *SAME* CARBON.
|buttnutt - 2008-08-07 |
It's surreal seeing a white supremacist praise MLK.
|CTHlu_teddybear - 2008-08-07 |
THE MECHA BOX (the all spark cube) i love the how crazy these people are what about the galactic alignment on 2012 or planet x nibiru-- and you know what not a single christian since 50 a.d. has lived up the the religions expectations so these people think that behaving for oh say 3 to 4 years is going send them to the rapture. hehehe the best idea is not to (if i may quote dogma) have a belief but to have a good idea and live life maybe properly by your own account we wont have so many hate mongering assholes like this one i am also betting that this fuckstick 100% voted for bush twice. now what will this man say if bush cancels the 2008 elections and declares himself dictator (then what?)
You should make a youtube video of that.
|wtf japan - 2008-08-07 |
Think outside the Kaaba! 5 stars!
|StanleyPain - 2008-08-07 |
This is TL;DR, but it's bugging the shit out of me.
I was talking about this with someone a few days ago, but: The Mayan calendar does NOT predict the end of the world in 2012. This is one of my huge pet peeves being someone who loves reading about ancient cultures.
The Mayan Long Count cycles end in 2012 because they figured that was a good place to stop writing down the calendar since it was, you know, thousands of fucking years into the future. So, they figured they were good to go for awhile. Their myths and legends incorporated the belief that when previous cycles had come to an end, a cataclysm came along with it. These religious beliefs and the actual factual elements of the long count are ENTIRELY SEPARATE things. They never EVER said or predicted that the fifth cycle (2012) would end the entire world. They said, based on their own religious beliefs, they thought it would be accompanied by something bad perhaps, but they honestly didn't know.
This 2012 as the end of the world bullshit is thanks to stupid new agers writing retarded books about their vast misunderstanding of Mayan archeology. It'd be like walking into someone's house and noticing the calendar on their wall ends in December, therefore OMG WORLD ENDS IN DECEMBER.
Thank you, that is all.
if this is some elaborate plan to stop me from stocking up on 12 gauge, anime and campbell's condensed lobster soup in my compound you're not fooling me boy
What about Notradamus, smart guy? I haven't read a single thing he's written but it seems reasonable to me that he may have mentioned 2012 as a date something might happen on at some point. You know, like when he predicted 9/11.
I'm a little amused myself that Christians are taking the freaking Mayan calendar into account at all. Hey, why not just pass go and sculpt a golden calf to worship, fellas? I guess the quickest and easiest path to fear is the best, no?
|charmlessman - 2008-08-07 |
Welp, I'm convinced.
Thank you, anonymous YouTube guy!
|GiantAtomicFreak - 2008-08-07 |
So much crazy. Five stars for describing the amount of time between 2008 and 2012 as "approximate". I think scientists have managed to get the amount of time in a year down pretty accurately.
|Xenocide - 2008-08-07 |
"Redneck Ninja tried to warn you! He tried to warn you that Obama would make everyone happy and fix all our problems! But you didn't listen! YOU FOOLS! SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!"
-Last words of Xenocide before being devoured by the Great Beast With Eight Kidneys, 12/12/2012
I don't know about you guys but 3.5 good years followed immediately by the end of the world seems like a lateral move at worst at the moment.
|Fecund - 2008-08-07 |
I'm not an astrologer or a psychic or an expert on the antichrist, but I'm pretty sure there can only 1 or 2 terms in a U.S. Presidency.
be. there can only be.
|Maggot Brain - 2008-08-07 |
I think I went to high school with this guy.
|Cena_mark - 2008-08-07 |
Please don't think all Obama h8rs are like this. I hate Obama for legitimate reasons. Mainly cause of his socialist and appeasing tendencies. Plus he will raise taxes on oil to fight global warming, which of course is a fraud and a scam.
Please just stop doing it. It was funny for a bit but it's not anymore.
I'm not trying to be funny. This is how I really feel, and I'll express my feelings for any pro-Obama bullshit that gets posted here.
It is a joke, you just aren't in on it.
Tag Rated RKO in please
|Cena_mark - 2008-08-07 |
Its not a joke. You Obama fans are so delusional you think that nobody could seriously hate Obama. You think Obama haters are either 1. trolls, or 2. Nutters like the guy in this video.
Well I may be drinking the Haterade, but for logical reasons. And I'm not alone. I along with millions of logical, non racist, conservatives will settle for McCaine to keep Obama out of the White House.
JOHN CENA IS IN
BEAR! FORCE! ONE! (DOO DOO DOO DOOOO DO DOOOO)
BEAR! FORCE! HOO-AH! HOOAH!
BEAR! FORCE! ONE! (BEAR FORCE ONE YEAH)
BEAR! FORCE! HOO-AH! (YOU'RE THE OOOOOONE!)
COMING TO CENAMARK THEATRES NEAR YOU
Just to be clear, I don't think hating Obama is a joke (there's plenty of things he's done I'm not happy with). Its the persecution complex, radical positions like "global warming is a scam" and "Obama's socialist" and lingo like "h8trs" and "Haterade" that are humorous.
1) Dems have traditionally been known for more taxing and more domestic programs, desrvedly so. However, the last eight years have completely turned this paradigm on it's head. Not content to merely embrace the Reagan-era deregulation to reward the wealthy, the current Republican White House has furthered it and aggressively taxed and spent the country into a new economic reality. President Bush's economic policies would make the authors of the New Deal blush.
2) Apply the logic you are so proud of to global warming. Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't happening. Just because Fox News and Red State say it's a sham doesn't make it a sham. Seriously, if you would do about two hours of actual, unbiased research, you would quickly realize that the evidence for global warming outweighs evidence against by about a million to one.
Please note, I'm still almost completely convinced you are a troll, I'm more writing this for my own benefit.
Translations: I don't actually understand these things or the underlying issues. It's hard. So, why actually think about them. VOTE MCCAIN BECAUSE HE WON'T DO THAT ONE THING THAT I THINK IS BAD EVEN THOUGH I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.
I love how conservatives who hate Obama always add that they're not racist. They doth protest too much, methinks.
I know Bush sucked in the spending department, but Obama is prepared to spend way more.
Just cause Al Gore says global warming is real doesn't make it so. More and more evidence is being produced against it. More and more scientists are starting to reject it. If you did at least 2 hours of unbiased research I'm sure you would find Global Warming to be false.
Obama is an empty suit. You might not like what McCain puts on the table, but at least he has something on the table. At least McCain has a viable Iraq plan. At least McCain has a sensible energy plan. Get it straight, you guys are just caught up in Obama's hype.
|rev.dinosaur - 2008-08-07 |
I never knew you could do that with the Confederate flag.
Also, "I ain't even gonna vote" was the most refreshing thing I have ever heard on the topic of American politics.
|Honest Abe - 2008-08-07 |
first against the wall when the revolution comes
|jangbones - 2008-08-07 |
Heh, self-indulgent idiot doesn't realize how much harm he is doing to his own cause by posting this laughable video.
|Syd Midnight - 2008-08-07 |
Wow, my throat aches just listening to this guy try to make his voice sound deeper. It's called a pitch shifter, dumbass.
|futurebot - 2008-08-07 |
I want just one of these Obama is the antichrist types to put their money where their mouth is for me. Just one. Preferably a wealthy one.
|afp3683 - 2008-08-07 |
Gee, I only hope Obama will solve all those things!
|Knuckles - 2008-08-07 |
You guys, I think Jesus Christ may be the antichrist.
He's loved by millions.
He was a charismatic speaker.
And he promises change and peace.
Plus, I think we all know what that H stands for.
|dead_cat - 2008-08-07 |
So what happens if Mccain wins? Is HE going to be the antichrist?
That's not an antichrist we can believe in.
|Jeriko-1 - 2008-08-08 |
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