Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Because he's the unknown stunt man that makes Eastwood look so fine.

Corman's Inferno
Because Jackass proved that mangling yourself for laffs is actually a viable career option.

j lzrd / swift idiot
WHY NOT?!

Lies, lies, LIES!
There is no "why" in Guy World. There is only "how."

wtf japan
Although Louisiana remains a possibility.

glasseye
Not with that accent; it was actually intelligible.

grimcity
^
What?

Big Name Celebrity
Cajun French makes no sense whatsoever to any speaker of any other dialect of French anywhere, ever, chere.

Also: The clip is good.

Caminante Nocturno
Well, he had long sleeves on.

Desidiosus
He's French.

Tom Collins
Balls have an aura.

Dinkin Flicka
Some people, when their CD player or iPod stops working, use their hands to destroy it. So like that, maybe, except with a car and his whole body?

Desidiosus
How else do you get into your car when you've locked the keys inside?