heyitslozeau
nuh huh man, hes just like all the rest man, hes the exact same as McCain theres no difference. NWO NWO!


Ron Paul 2008.

baleen

Yeah I know he is but... I heard he was black. :(

Billy Buttsex
Obama? Rational?

Like, rational as is he doesn't believe his religion should have any imposition on his policy, even though religion is a worldview based on what you think God told you?

Or do you mean rational as in he wants to save the black family by paying black fathers not to raise their children?
http://obama.3cdn.net/b7be3b7cd08e587dca_v852mv8ja.pdf

Or do you mean rational as in he opposed the voucher system, but won't send his kids to a public school because he gets a tuition break?
http://www-news.uchicago.edu/citations/04/041027.obama-ct.html

Which of these rational positions do you appreciate most?

Stog
BIRRY BUTTSEX-UH

Serious question: What makes McCain better than Obama

Billy Buttsex
Mccain is an American.

Stog
Birry Buttsex-uh, are you trying to outclass Cena_mark?

glasseye
A much, much older American with outdated beliefs and policies.

AKA: a doddering old moron.

Billy Buttsex
No, I was being serious. The guy has a lack of patriotism that knows no precedent, he's got a Muslim background, spent 20 years in a black liberation theology church, and goes around in foreign countries talking about how "the people of the world" saved the Germany from Communism.

This guy is a multicultural, anti-white (the majority in America, fyi), anti-Christian liberal goon, and he belongs in Canada.

glasseye
Oh billy, your irrationality is so cute. Shake your head a bit and spatter us all with your bilious mouth-froth some more!

DMKA
tl;dr

Whitewater5
you are a pretty awful gimmick

RomancingTrain
Buttsex was better

jangbones
Obvious? Check. Reactionary? Check. Vomiting the party line? Check. Transparent? Check. Yes, you are a troll, even if you aren't even trying to be one.

Ahriman the Creepy Lurker
Come back when you can put some effort into it, fucknut.

Billie_J_Buttfuck
You are a boring troll.

This is a boring reply.

Come up with something witty as a retort, Roachbud.

Cena_mark
"Check your tire pressure" Is a modern equivalent to Marie Antoinette's "Let them eat cake."

Cena_mark

Sorry for Towing the Republican Party line. I'll tow the Liberal pussy line just like everyone else from now on.
Sorry for ruining your Obama fap threads.

simon666
i'm going to vote for obama to get AT LEAST 4 years of comic relief and charisma whilst he runs our country. "...washington is broken, no kidding! took him 26 years to figure that out."

love it.

and to cena: the substance is a very truthful discussion about how we think politics and political issues of the moment, while juxtaposing himself with his opponents position within the context of the discourse.

simon666
postscript: liberal pussy line? seriously? why do serious 21st century political ideas have to be reduced to primordial behavior as tough and strong vs pussy and weak?

Camonk
Man stick to commentaries on wrestling videos and talking about battle raps. You were a pretty exciting troll when you did that.

heyitslozeau
you didnt listen to the speech huh?

Stog
Dear Cena_mark: Bush, theoretically, would not allow John Cena to sit on your face. Neither would McCain. Obama is not against Cena-facesitting related issues. He understands your love.

Does that make you a self-hating Cena facesitting lover?

The Great Hippo
'"Check your tire pressure" Is a modern equivalent to Marie Antoinette's "Let them eat cake."'

Which, much like 'Check your tire pressure', was taken completely out of context and never actually said.

Rodents of Unusual Size
YEAH GUYS GOD DONT YOU KNOW ANYTHING WHY AM I THE ONLY PERSON ONE STARRING THESE OF COURSE IM NOT ACTUALLY PAYING ATTENTION GO REPUBLICANS THEY ACTUALLY CARE AND OUR ECONOMY IS PROOF HOLD ON I NEED TO FUCK MY PHOTO OF EXXONS CEOS

baleen

omg mark cena's mom's vagina juice is all over my keyboard but curiously concentrated on A I D and S.

Billy Buttsex
Did I miss the meeting where we decided that anyone who doesn't like Obama is a troll? Last time I checked, Obama sucked nuts BIG TIME, and hating him means you're sane.

glasseye
Only insane people who vote against their interests prefer McCain over Obama. OH YES PLEASE MCCAIN GIVE EXXON MORE OF MY MONEY, AND TAKE AWAY MY RIGHTS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.

Insane people who attempt to troll poe are extra hilarious.

Billy Buttsex
Dear Glasseye:

big questions for you!

1) Who owns most of Exxon's stock, and why do you think they deserve to have their profits cut?
2) You obviously believe that inflation has nothing to do with Exxon's "record profits," so if their profits are lower than Microsoft's, then what should we do about Microsoft's price gouging? And what about other companies with profits similar to Microsoft's?
3) If we take the profits out of big oil, do you think this will greatly benefit the US, or foreign entities such as Gazprom?
4) Since America is obviously being run by oil barons, does this mean that people in other countries not run by barons are paying mere pennies for their gasoline as well? And if they're not, then why?

glasseye
Dear Billy:

big question for you!

Did you bring the lube tonight?

Billy Buttsex
You mean for when I rape you with more questions you can't answer?

Brautwurst_Barbarian
I'm a black agnostic liberal from a muslum background billy and I'm voting for Obama.

MY SLENDER ATHLETIC FRAME IS COMING FOR YOUR WHITE WOMEN AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO. COUNTLESS YEARS OF CAPITALIST CONSUMERISM PUSHED BY THE JEWS HAVE LEFT YOU SOFT.

glasseye
Oh Billy, your impotent conservative rage is so cute. It's just adorable!

dancingshadow
There are exactly 2 eligible parties vying to control a (still barely profitable) country. If one is wrong, the other must be right - right? Obama sounds amazing and I really think the guy is rad, but you're kidding yourself if you think he is an answer to the problems.

Pushing public money in to private hands is a scam as old as countries having borders... but the people doing that to America have this country by the balls. I mean, half of the American economy goes to WAR - that IS private contractors. A small percentage of which goes directly to the current vice president's wallet. (conflict of interest? yes.)

So in conclusion Buildings 1,2 and 7 were brought down by extremely powerful explosions distributed throughout the structures. This I know for sure. lol.

Screwtape
Rage, dude, rage.