Story here: http://www.wdtn.com/global/story.asp?s=8825514
This is how I want to get fired if I ever get fired from Burger King.
|Justin Dohrmann |
he's been fired before. i can tell.
It's nice to know the spirit of punk is still alive. Shame about the hair.
|Timothy A. Bear |
Excuse-have to sell my BK stock.
I've noticed that fast food restaurants have gotten more and more desperate for workers.
It's odd, I always thought there is a glut of applications, and they could afford to be choosy. I applied to these places as a kid and never got a job even though I was a nerd in a button down shirt who would have taken any abuse and never jerk off into anything (at work)
they can. the nerd in a button down shirt is going to quit eventually to go to school, or worse, go after the manager's job. You want to hire someone who is competent enough to do the work, but not motivated enough to want anything better.
OK, he's a degenerate douchebag, but he OWNS it.
Agreed. While I dont aprove, the thought of him, in many years, yapping off that he once took a bath in a Burger King sink will surely make his senior co-residents think "that's it, he's gone!" is pure gold.
For $7 an hour, what else can you expect? If he's not wanking into the special sauce or playing patty hockey with his co-workers I'd consider him a successful hire.
|The Townleybomb |
I know what I wanna do for MY next birthday....
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
"Dude, finish the fuck up and DO NOT post that video on the internet," is the expected course of action here.
I'd like to see a birthday tag
Say what you will about how gross it is that he's bathing in the sink, but let me ask you this. Would you rather have a clean naked man in the kitchen after closing, or a clothed man who didn't wash his hands after shitting fixing your burger? I'll take porcupine head please.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Looks like he had a whopper of a good time.
Employees must wash ballsack before returning to work.
This made national news since the geniuses decided to post it on the internet. Everyone on duty was fired, including the manager.
Oh, c'mon. It's CLEARLY after closing - the manager is counting the till, they're cleaning up, big fucking deal. So they sanitize the sink and it's no harm no foul.
That's pretty much the best thing to ever get fired from a job for, though. All I ever got fired for was going YEAH, BOYEEEEEEE at a manager.
|mountain dew insimination |
Oh my god Xenia Ohio, the fucking setting of GUMMO!
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