Well, McCain sure did find an angle. I hope he runs with this and never stops.
2010: McCain is watching this and chuckling quietly as he falls into a whiskey induced stupor, dreaming of endless fields of dead Vietcong.
Well, Obama, IS dreamy.
Translation: Wow, Obama's popular. Do you really want a POPULAR person to win? Also, he's going to raise your taxes if you make more than $42,000*"
* Actual dollar amount higher. We lie.
McCain's so jealous it's ridiculous.
The good news is that Richard Nixon tried this strategy against Kennedy. He got really close. The elections have some interesting parallels.
And yes I can't believe that he's allowed to just make up shit about Obama's tax platform. It's actually $250,000, same thing!
Wow. The fact that this is an official ad is staggering. Most internet parody ads aren't nearly as childish and asinine.
I'm not sure which is more depressing. That a Presidential candidate I used to respect and would have voted for in 2000 is running with such a moronic message, or that its actually working in bringing down Obama's poll numbers.
Also WTF is up with the Taco Bell? I truly don't get that.
Is the point to try and suggest he's Mexican or something?
|Doctor Frederick Odd |
Obama has the Wayne and Garth endorsement?
Is McCain depending on the swing vote of Bill and Ted?
I don't know what to say anymore. This stuff is just getting beyond rediculous.
I'm not sure this is real. "Paid for by John McCain 2008" is not the same as "I'm John McCain and I approve this ad."
But to address the Obama stardom/popularity thing, why aren't people allowed to be excited about a candidate? If people feeling that way is "crazy" and "unrealistic", I think that says more about the state of politics in this country. It basically reads as: If you feel excited you're loony. Politics in US have to cynical and disappointing, otherwise they are unrealistic.
It's real. It might not be something that McCain's internal circle approved of, but it's now running on his website, his YouTube account, his MySpace, etc....
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Wow, thanks for doing Obama's job for him, McCain ad campaign.
Rodents of Unusual Size
McCain camp "Don't vote for Obama"
America: "Yeah we love Obama"
McCain camp: "Yeah he would suck, wouldn't he?"
Doctor Frederick Odd
It strikes me as if they didn't do their homework if these are the worst Obamanites they could find.
Wow. That's it? All McCain's doing is playing up the 'Obama's a celebrity' bit (along with lying about his taxing policies)?
I hope I'm not being premature about this, but I think McCain is fucking screwed.
Awesome... but I refuse to believe this to be anything other than a troll.
Has anyone actually seen this air? Not even McCain would but this on TV. I have a whole bag of stars here for anyone who can bring proof that this was on actual for-real TV for reals.
Since two people already have questioned whether this is real or not ( I sure as hell didn't when I first saw it) I have to point out that this is running on old white mans youtube account. This person probably posted it on their because Mccain removed his temporarily to remove the awesome number of negative comments.
Remember when in high school you had a thing for that hot chick but you were too fat ugly and stupid to get her to notice you and instead she went to prom with the handsome popular guy with the doctor parents instead?
THAT GUY... WAS OBAMA...!
(paid for by friends of McCain 2008)
|Billy Buttsex |
If McCain really wanted to win, he'd have commercials blaring how 50 Cent and Ludacris LOVE Obama, complete with rappist (new word for "rapper")bios. Smart Americans would shit their pants.
Is smart some sort of codeword for racists, or people who don't understand how endorsements work?
Also intelligence is usually not associated with shitting oneself. The notable exception being Stephan Hawking.
Really? Because as far as I'm concerned, the guy who's endorsed by 50 Cent and Lucadcris is the person who most closely represents their values.
Everyone who realizes this must be a racist, since it's racist to call a black thug a thug. Thank you for being so rational.
Rational? Your reasoning is "If 50 Cent endorses Obama, then Obama must think like 50Cent". Which would explain Obama's penchant for tricking out his motorcade and referring to his family as his "bitches".
By that logic John McCain thinks like all redneck racists, VenomFangX, George W Bush, and Grandpa Simpson. When really thats only half-true.
Actually, I'm genuinely curious here. What about a mild-mannered church schooled, Harvard educated professor and community activist with two daughters and a stable marriage suggests he "represents black thug values".
Are you trying to say no assholes endorse McCain Billy? Because that's the only way this statement works.
Anyone who talks shit about Ludacris is one more person I don't have to listen to anymore.
Please don't try to bring logic and reasoning to Billy; his poor little republican brain might explode.
No, no, no, you guys. It's not that I'm saying no assholes are voting for Mccain... that would be silly. I'm just saying no niggers are voting for Mccain.
1) telling black people you'll pay them for paying child support is supporting thug values
2) eliminating the sentencing disparity between crack and coke is supporting thug values
3) voting against all anti-gang legislation is supporting thug values
4) supporting green legislation is supporting thug values (because rappists care about the environment)
smart moms know
how kids' minds grow
Hey-- let's leave the N word out of this. I realize 50 Cent a piece of shit, but using that word just makes black people angry at you instead of that douche thug. KEEP THE FOCUS ON THE RIGHT PERSON.
No fucking words.
I'm Canadian, so maybe I'm missing something here.
Is there something about getting the Republican nomination that turns people into insane, creepy monsters? Reagan, Dole, W, now McCain. He used to seem like an OK guy.
McCain has basically sold out all of his pre-2000 values to become the President, yes. What "pre-2000" values means in my terms just means "I like that he's a war hero." But he used up all his war hero points and now he must shit his pants like any other smart person.
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