freedoom      JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A STICK!
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Justin Dohrmann      He's a GOBBLIN' alright!
(ba-dum-bum)
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Binro the Heretic      With his jaw retracted. he's actually kind of cute, just a shark with a long silly snoot.
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HarrietTubmanPI      Hopefully he won't get braces before becoming a new internet meme.
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Angel Carver      I'm not joking when I say that I've been waiting 24 years (I'm 30) for underwater footage of a LIVE goblin shark in action! So many wasted hours watching Shark Week recycle the same boring footage in the hopes that it might be my year.
A thousand blessings on you and yours Tamago!!!!
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious      God was inspired by H.R. Giger when creating this shark.
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Billie_J_Buttfuck      It's a demon! Kill it!
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Lauritz Melchior      Pfft. That's just a very elaborate sock puppet.
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Cleaner82      Anything called a goblin shark is going to find a way to scare the piss out of you, and this shark delivers.
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Squeamish      The only shark footage that has made me yell "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD."
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blackmetallic      HOLY FUCK that is insane
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FISTFULLofSOUL      It bad. It very bad.
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charmlessman      I imagine it makes a sound when it bites. And I imagine it sounds like, "SHHHHHHHHA-KLINK"
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Camonk      Nature hates that you sleep and wants you to stop.
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Keefu      Why do you do this, Nature? Why?
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theSnake      When aliens land and start pushing us around we'll just show them that.
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asian hick      Hey, it actually looks pretty normal. kinda like a swordfi---OH JESUS CHRIST WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT COME FROM
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FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown More of a bugbear shark, really.
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jangbones      Next time you are trying to sleep, just think "Goblin sharks exist." Then, get up.
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YakooMarkTwo      Oh my god, I hate it.
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Gayperson      FUUUUUUUUU-
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