Goblin Shark

Help keep poeTV running

And please consider not blocking ads here. They help pay for the server. Pennies at a time. Literally.

Comment count is 25

freedoom

- 2008-08-13

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A STICK!

Justin Dohrmann

- 2008-08-13

He's a GOBBLIN' alright!

(ba-dum-bum)

Binro the Heretic

- 2008-08-13

With his jaw retracted. he's actually kind of cute, just a shark with a long silly snoot.

HarrietTubmanPI

- 2008-08-13

Hopefully he won't get braces before becoming a new internet meme.

Angel Carver

- 2008-08-13

I'm not joking when I say that I've been waiting 24 years (I'm 30) for underwater footage of a LIVE goblin shark in action! So many wasted hours watching Shark Week recycle the same boring footage in the hopes that it might be my year.

A thousand blessings on you and yours Tamago!!!!

Mad Struggle

- 2008-08-13

I too am surprised to finally see a video of one of these guys. I remember reading many books about sharks when I was young, and I always thought the goblin shark looked the coolest. Seeing the mouth in action is pretty sweet.

Cleaner82 - 2008-08-13

PoETV -- Fulfilling Lives

Helena Handbasket

- 2008-08-13

Ditto, except my favorite as a child was always the maco
Shark Week used to be cool. I used to watch with my pops every year. They should be showing stuff like this instead of the same spiel on great whites but with different dramatic music.

Rodents of Unusual Size

- 2008-08-16

I used to feel that way about the megamouth but my god this is so much cooler (and scarier).

In fact, I think this is the FIRST time in my life that something from the oceans has unnerved rather than fascinated me.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious

- 2008-08-13

God was inspired by H.R. Giger when creating this shark.

Billie_J_Buttfuck

- 2008-08-13

It's a demon! Kill it!

Lauritz Melchior

- 2008-08-13

Pfft. That's just a very elaborate sock puppet.

Cleaner82

- 2008-08-13

Anything called a goblin shark is going to find a way to scare the piss out of you, and this shark delivers.

Squeamish

- 2008-08-13

The only shark footage that has made me yell "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD."

blackmetallic

- 2008-08-13

HOLY FUCK that is insane

FISTFULLofSOUL

- 2008-08-13

It bad. It very bad.

charmlessman

- 2008-08-13

I imagine it makes a sound when it bites. And I imagine it sounds like, "SHHHHHHHHA-KLINK"

Camonk

- 2008-08-13

Nature hates that you sleep and wants you to stop.

Keefu

- 2008-08-13

Why do you do this, Nature? Why?

theSnake

- 2008-08-13

When aliens land and start pushing us around we'll just show them that.

asian hick

- 2008-08-13

Hey, it actually looks pretty normal. kinda like a swordfi---OH JESUS CHRIST WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT COME FROM

FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown - 2008-08-13

More of a bugbear shark, really.

jangbones

- 2008-08-14

Next time you are trying to sleep, just think "Goblin sharks exist." Then, get up.

YakooMarkTwo

- 2009-01-11

Oh my god, I hate it.

Gayperson

- 2010-01-23

FUUUUUUUUU-

	\| 73Q Music Videos \| Vote On Clips \| Submit \| Login \|
Random - Hot Videos - Rated: 7 Days \| 30 Days \| All Time - Favorited: 7 Days \| 30 Days \| All Time - Viewed: 7 Days \| 30 Days \| All Time