JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A STICK!
|Justin Dohrmann |
He's a GOBBLIN' alright!
|Binro the Heretic |
With his jaw retracted. he's actually kind of cute, just a shark with a long silly snoot.
Hopefully he won't get braces before becoming a new internet meme.
|Angel Carver |
I'm not joking when I say that I've been waiting 24 years (I'm 30) for underwater footage of a LIVE goblin shark in action! So many wasted hours watching Shark Week recycle the same boring footage in the hopes that it might be my year.
A thousand blessings on you and yours Tamago!!!!
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
God was inspired by H.R. Giger when creating this shark.
It's a demon! Kill it!
|Lauritz Melchior |
Pfft. That's just a very elaborate sock puppet.
Anything called a goblin shark is going to find a way to scare the piss out of you, and this shark delivers.
The only shark footage that has made me yell "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD."
HOLY FUCK that is insane
It bad. It very bad.
I imagine it makes a sound when it bites. And I imagine it sounds like, "SHHHHHHHHA-KLINK"
Nature hates that you sleep and wants you to stop.
Why do you do this, Nature? Why?
When aliens land and start pushing us around we'll just show them that.
|asian hick |
Hey, it actually looks pretty normal. kinda like a swordfi---OH JESUS CHRIST WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT COME FROM
More of a bugbear shark, really.
Next time you are trying to sleep, just think "Goblin sharks exist." Then, get up.
Oh my god, I hate it.
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