I don't know how, but watching this video made me a Born Again Christian.

Could clowns fall into lust for the eyes?

NO

There is nothing upstanding about a clown.

5 for a fundamentalist Christian referencing Fear and Loathing in his youth ministry video.

That's a perfect analogy.

"clowns....this hilarious world full of clowns" sounds like the scream of someone firing shots from a clocktower. I love this dude