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Say something, lipstick child
Say something, disembodied head of a lipstick child.
"And I'm ready for your eatin' fu--eaaaaAAAUUGHH!!! NOOOO! I didn't think it would be ANYTHING LIKE THIS!!! AAAHHH!!!"
the last shot clearly misrepresents how big hot dogs usually are
Before Freud hit Middle America.
I just jaw-dropped. I could not laugh. I could not cry. I could not scream in terror. Perhaps a small, reflexive subvocalization, but no sound. Simply agape, speechless. I need to go recover from this now.
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he put the relish on his head, so what's that green stuff on the bun? Oh no.
I feel so wrong.
I sure could go for some eatin' fun right now.
i usually double fist a pair of them... guys?
Oh dear Christ.
I feel extremely uncomfortable...yet intrigued.
He never said "Eat me!" but he was thinking it
A slathering good time for all!
At no point does that kid not stare at that hot dog's crotch.
Stick me in your MOUTH!
No, announcer, YOU try a juicy good hotdog.
That's right! Put some mustard on me. Yeah, just the head. Just like that. Yeah. . Now relish that head. Ow! Nice... There... Better.
why did they think it was good to anthropomorphisize food like that?
I can't tell which is worse: The fruedian subtext; or the hot dog's intense desire to be eaten.
I wonder why the drive-in industry collapsed.
Mm, suicidal food
that hot dog is happy to die for lipstick child
Annotations. Yuck.
He has since fucked off with his bullshit.
I actually shuddered when he slid into the bun