That commie bastard went down like the Berlin Wall.

The man who then got married, and some people said he shouldn't've gotten married, it was going to ruin him.

so glad this made it through the hopper. any dorky white dude in a hat come from behind story gets five in my book!

Bonus stars for doofy hat.

It'll be a few hundred meters before we know if he's seriously injured or if he's just lagging back to stay out of trouble.

poopchick the pole.