The least fucked-up explanation is that she's a pedophile out on a date.
That kid's gonna have all the right issues.
|wtf japan |
|a flaming monkey |
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Hey, the Make A Wish Foundation came through for him in spades!
Dude, your mom is hot.
"Boobs, no sound" was by far the most successful film of the silent era.
|Doctor Frederick Odd |
I don't get it. Was this video posted so we could watch the crowd?
Is this social commentary?
If that's why this was posted, this video is very related:
I guess it's to provoke thoughts about Attention Whores;
Who are they? Why are they here? Why haven't they developed a personality instead of highlighting their physical appearance?
a flaming monkey
You have to admit, it is an interesting place to store your phone. I mean, you've got to take your eyes off your handbag while you're dancing and all, and you don't want your phone stolen while you're dancing. So... 3000 points I think.
That boy is going to grow up with a healthy dose of misogyny. He's probably going to either run a strip club or kill somebody, or both.
Aren't crack bunkers a vital part in the war on drugs? ... I mean, on the drug side.
Du wirst an die Wand scheissen. Now you hold that in your heart.
I will buy whatever she is selling.
her boob job came with a free KRazr
wow this is that old? her whole body must be like sagging around those globes now
I call fake on that one. And the other one.
|Menudo con queso |
The Make-A-Wish Foundation doesn't mess around.
came straight to mind, nofx - new boobs:
Something is lacking, I'm not attracting
My boobs are not as big as I want them to be
I want 36D
I'm not receiving enough affection
Gonna get me a silicon injection
And fulfill my dreams, bust outta my seams
My social life is pathetic, I can't find a man
When I need is cosmetic surgery
Be the best I can be
Proteins, and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption
Who needs to diet when liposuction
is painless and quick, local anesthetic
Now my body is a model of flawless perfection
I most certainly will cause an erection
Wherever I go, but I still don't know
The reason why I can't find a mate
Guys I meet ejaculate
Then leave through the door,
I can't take anymore
New boobs- jugs, new boobs- jugs....
I just remembered, I have to go buy some milk.
|Poor Excuse |
She's a marsupial.
Was she going to make a phone call or something?
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