You don't knooow me! You don't know me! You don't KNOOOOW me! You don't know me! You don't knooooow me!!! You don't KNOW me! You don't know me! You don't KNOW me!!!

Oh, fat ugly girls, where would desperate MySpace men be without you?

-1 because for some reason the title of this made me think it was going to be a 7 and a half minute compilation of "YOU DON'T KNOW ME/DON'T HATE DON'T HATE" maury entrances spliced together, which would be hilarious.

Some one ought to get on that. (not it).

BOOT CAMP BOOT CAMP!!!

And when that doesn't work, tell them there's a mountain of coke and weed on a ship full of horny guys, then sink it. There should be IQ tests you have to pass to use air.

You know how they have those lighted boxes that say applause on the ceiling of the studio? They have a feign sympathy notice to get the collective awww out of the audience.

I wonder if she's ever been sexually abused. Nah.

7:14 of reality. Also: MySpace.

Well, having sex and doing drugs is all *I* care about, and you don't see me going on national TV to brag about it...

At least the Aunt finally stepped up and made the tough choice to get help.... from Maury on TV.

Also... double cheeseburger teaser at the end.

I really wish I had the moral clarity of a Maury audience.

GAWD DON'T MAKE NO TRASH

hey, a double cheeseburger, a double cheeseburger taste good

all i think about is ME i'm NOT SELFISH I'M NOT SELFISH FUCK FUUUUCKK

why is the audience mostly black?

It's my hot body, I do what I want!

5 for the double cheeseburger ending

I admire those head movements.

Every time I see clips like this, "Idiocracy" seems more and more plausible.

Maury will be cast into Hell by an angry God, only to find that the Devil is too disgusted by him to take him into Hell.

I guessed this was Maury just from the title.

Maury you corpse cunt, tell us what is right and wrong
Hint: you are wrong

"YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!" followed by WOOO YEAH and applause...and it just goes downhill from there

In your HOUSE

In a BED

Man, Maury's smug smile as he feeds off of his audience is 5 starworthy alone, but then DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER TASTE GOOD

someone needs to make shirts that say "sex for a double cheeseburger?".

kudos to the production/photo/direction of the "im a class A bitch" montage...genius FAVORITED PURELY FOR THE DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER TEASER

We NEED the boot camp clip!

BEEP...BEEP...BEEP...BEEEEEP

I always love the intros to these shows. The whores almost always are introduced in video montages filmed either underneath an L train platform or in an abandoned warehouse.

This dawn of trolling, laid bare for all to see.