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Desc:'All I care about is having sex and doing drugs'
Category:Classic TV Clips
Tags:fat, Maury Povich, having sex, doing drugs, 50 guys
Submitted:Anonymous
Date:08/14/08
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Comment count is 42
Cleaner82
You don't knooow me! You don't know me! You don't KNOOOOW me! You don't know me! You don't knooooow me!!! You don't KNOW me! You don't know me! You don't KNOW me!!!
Camonk
Oh, fat ugly girls, where would desperate MySpace men be without you?
Justin Dohrmann
dating other black women?

coprolalia
So the men looking for ass on myspace are all black women?

kennydra
-1 because for some reason the title of this made me think it was going to be a 7 and a half minute compilation of "YOU DON'T KNOW ME/DON'T HATE DON'T HATE" maury entrances spliced together, which would be hilarious.

Some one ought to get on that. (not it).
charmlessman
BOOT CAMP BOOT CAMP!!!

And when that doesn't work, tell them there's a mountain of coke and weed on a ship full of horny guys, then sink it. There should be IQ tests you have to pass to use air.
almo
You know how they have those lighted boxes that say applause on the ceiling of the studio? They have a feign sympathy notice to get the collective awww out of the audience.
zatojones
I wonder if she's ever been sexually abused. Nah.
Chancho
This is how porn stars are made.

j lzrd / swift idiot
7:14 of reality. Also: MySpace.
Hooper_X
Well, having sex and doing drugs is all *I* care about, and you don't see me going on national TV to brag about it...
Doctor Arcane
Wait, what about alcohol?

dancingshadow
At least the Aunt finally stepped up and made the tough choice to get help.... from Maury on TV.

Also... double cheeseburger teaser at the end.
Sean Robinson
I really wish I had the moral clarity of a Maury audience.
Rudy
You can't tell me he's not crossing his legs to hide his raging boner.


"You're a real toughie aren't you"


"You're a selfish little THING, aren't you"




Quad9Damage
I love the big grin on his face when he says that. He's eating this up.

Hooker
Yeah, I wanted to be the first to comment on the wall of judgement. :(

Testicles of Doom
GAWD DON'T MAKE NO TRASH
ponpoko
hey, a double cheeseburger, a double cheeseburger taste good

all i think about is ME i'm NOT SELFISH I'M NOT SELFISH FUCK FUUUUCKK
Rudy
I'm deducting a star from this just because it's not about the Cheeseburger Ho.

I NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THIS FASCINATING FORM OF COMMERCE

Xenocide
She was smart enough to hold out for a double. This girl is savvy.

Corman's Inferno
I never thought Trailer Park Boys would become cinema verite.

Camonk
Well Whataburger has a triple. She doesn't sound so fucking smart now, does she? Or maybe that's for anal.

Freeman Gordon
why is the audience mostly black?
coprolalia
You ain frum aroun heah, arya boy?

NoCode
It's my hot body, I do what I want!
Honest Abe
5 for the double cheeseburger ending
Iakchos
I admire those head movements.
Babies Ate My Dingo
Every time I see clips like this, "Idiocracy" seems more and more plausible.
coprolalia
That movie is not about the future.

Caminante Nocturno
Maury will be cast into Hell by an angry God, only to find that the Devil is too disgusted by him to take him into Hell.
Monchiles Monchiles
I guessed this was Maury just from the title.
Miskimo
Maury you corpse cunt, tell us what is right and wrong
Hint: you are wrong
KnowFuture
"YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!" followed by WOOO YEAH and applause...and it just goes downhill from there
oswaldtheluckyrabbit
In your HOUSE

In a BED
Rodents of Unusual Size
Man, Maury's smug smile as he feeds off of his audience is 5 starworthy alone, but then DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER TASTE GOOD
egglab
someone needs to make shirts that say "sex for a double cheeseburger?".
chumbucket
kudos to the production/photo/direction of the "im a class A bitch" montage...genius FAVORITED PURELY FOR THE DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER TEASER
Unsung
We NEED the boot camp clip!
leifthorrsman
BEEP...BEEP...BEEP...BEEEEEP
quantumcreep
I always love the intros to these shows. The whores almost always are introduced in video montages filmed either underneath an L train platform or in an abandoned warehouse.
quantumcreep
This dawn of trolling, laid bare for all to see.
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