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Desc:Ernie tells the Fox & Friends crew how he stays so youthful
Category:Horror, Humor
Tags:masturbation, ernest borgnine, Fox & Friends, TMI
Submitted:Rudy
Date:08/14/08
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Comment count is 27
Billie_J_Buttfuck
I am going to live forever.


mon666ster
It's the very last second that sells it.
Xenocide
I JUST SHOOK HIS HAND!

cognitivedissonance
For centuries, alchemists, sorcerors and Chinese emperors have sought it.

It took the star of McHale's Navy to make it a reality.
Dinky Patterson
The star of Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders

giygusattack
The star of Laser Mission.

Spit Spingola
And he's Mermaid Man on Spongebob.

Corman's Inferno
I can only hope I'm as awesome as Ernest when I'm in my 90s.
Aernaroth2
He is living the dream.
Tstyle
Borgnine vs. LaLanne

go!
Syd Midnight
LaLanne did the wrong kind of jerks.

hornung
i thought he was almost dead after i saw him in Orange County.
i'm glad he's not,
airwolf 2 starts filming this fall.
Chizmurder
Ernie's laugh at the end is the same laugh an old man would bust out if he shot the asshole paperboy's bike tire out with his pellet gun.
Ranma X.
Thank you Ernest Marty McHale Fatso Borgnine
Cap'n Profan!ty
Wow. He really does still look with it. And LIKE YOU DON'T JACK IT, FOX DUDES.
Jeff Fries
Republicans are a bunch of GIRLS
zatojones
That's only because they're ashamed of their masturbatory fantasies which all include either women kicking them in the balls or large gay men with bulging muscles.

Camonk
Brown haired guy who's not Steve Doocy has to hide his face. He knows it's good for the prostate.
IrishWhiskey
This would be the same guy who mentioned that seeing Barbara Eden's "I Dream of Genie" outfit "traumatized" him as a kid.

And these are the people who consider themselves spokesmen for the "values voters" and "moral majority".

Randroid
I thought it was mostly beating up nappy headed nig-nogs with a socket wrench wrapped in a confederate flag while ejaculating profusely as Kenny Loggins' "Danger Zone" is played in background.

Randroid
Oops, wrong reply. Then again, it works here as well.

Xenocide
I LOVE YOU, SARGENT FATSO JETSON.
kennydra
Holy shit. The sincerity, the cackling, the hand shaking.

This man is now my hero, and should be yours too.
FISTFULLofSOUL
Good on ya Ernie!
Xiphias
EARNEST ERNEST
oogaBooga
All I need is an alex chiu magnetic cock ring and i can outlive god!
Old_Zircon
I am going to live forever.
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