|Black Napkins - 2008-08-14 |
Don't care who it is or why, but this makes my years as a web admin for a sex shop worth it. Somehow.
|vissarion - 2008-08-14 |
WE WHO ARE ABOUT TO DIE SALUTE YOU
|StanleyPain - 2008-08-14 |
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
I would have to be VERY good friends with someone before I put myself in a position where they could potentially knock me down with a 7 pound dildo.
|glasseye - 2008-08-14 |
Dupe, I think. IIRC the old submission was "College Kid 'Gladiator' movie." but I'm getting ye old "video ID grab failed" error.
|Desidiosus - 2008-08-14 |
This is one of those things where you reply, "I don't want to talk about it," when they ask you what happened in the ER.
|Cap'n Profan!ty - 2008-08-14 |
WE MUST DEVELOP THIS INTO A BATTLEFIELD DICK TECHNOLOGY
|jangbones - 2008-08-14 |
|Postureduck - 2008-08-14 |
I love this so much.
|cognitivedissonance - 2008-08-14 |
Man, I knew the SCA was a bunch of child molesting degenerates, but this is a new low.
|Freeman Gordon - 2008-08-14 |
lol, what happend to poetv?!
|phalsebob - 2008-08-14 |
Two thumbs up...
|dueserpenti - 2008-08-14 |
I got knocked out by a dildo once. Damn near broke my jaw.
|Babies Ate My Dingo - 2008-08-14 |
Fantastic! I have had daydreams about doing that to former customers at the Wang Empire.
|revdrew - 2008-08-14 |
So disappointed this wasn't a GTA IV weapon.
|Jimwoo - 2008-08-14 |
The internet is arguable the greatest human device in mankind's history; this video is truly one of the Internets brightest offerings.
|Hooker - 2008-08-14 |
Slow-mo replay is working its way back into my good books.
|Doctor Frederick Odd - 2008-08-14 |
You are now hearing the Star Trek music from the fight between Spock and Kirk.
|garcet71283 - 2008-08-14 |
BEST LARP EVER
|heyitslozeau - 2008-08-15 |
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT SWORD?!
FROM YOU CLOSET MOMMY!
|Camonk - 2008-08-15 |
Well that was obviously a somewhat augmented dildo, a sort of dildo-flail. A morningwoodstar. Did you guys see that? Did you? That was pretty good. This video is really bringing everybody together, and I love that.
Unique Devil Star (Elite Morning Star)
One-Hand Damage: 129 To 159 (144 Avg)
Required Level: 65
Required Strength: 153
Required Dexterity: 44
Base Weapon Speed: 
+200% Enhanced Damage
+50% Damage To Undead
Adds 1-200 Fire Damage
Adds 1-200 Lightning Damage
Adds 1-200 Cold Damage, Duration 0-7 sec.
50% Increased Attack Speed
200% Bonus To Attack Rating
+15 To Dexterity
+15 To Strength
(Only Spawns In Patch 1.09 or later)
|j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-08-15 |
This is exactly what it said it was, nothing less.
|gambol - 2008-08-18 |
A dupe, but great. Why are they doing this at the local playground?
|blackmetallic - 2008-08-18 |
In the face! In the face!
|oogaBooga - 2008-09-04 |
|CornOnTheCabre - 2008-09-07 |
the whip guy had his sex toy combat strategy ALL WRONG. when youre going against someone with a heavy club weapon and all you have is a whip, you should be equipped for evasion, not for defense.
also, pulling your penis out is a healthy distraction.
|Man Who Fights Like Woman - 2009-08-06 |
That was a good minute of fun.
|fluffy - 2009-08-24 |
Right in the kisser.
|sticky52 - 2009-09-14 |
You callin' CJ a bitch?
|zerobackup - 2009-10-10 |
|RomancingTrain - 2010-01-09 |
Looks like the dildo found his face.
|dead_cat - 2010-01-31 |
More than a cock slap. Cock punch?
|Chalkdust - 2011-02-26 |
Large Warrior Cocking Theory
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