|Black Napkins |
Don't care who it is or why, but this makes my years as a web admin for a sex shop worth it. Somehow.
WE WHO ARE ABOUT TO DIE SALUTE YOU
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
I would have to be VERY good friends with someone before I put myself in a position where they could potentially knock me down with a 7 pound dildo.
Dupe, I think. IIRC the old submission was "College Kid 'Gladiator' movie." but I'm getting ye old "video ID grab failed" error.
This is one of those things where you reply, "I don't want to talk about it," when they ask you what happened in the ER.
|Cap'n Profan!ty |
WE MUST DEVELOP THIS INTO A BATTLEFIELD DICK TECHNOLOGY
I love this so much.
Man, I knew the SCA was a bunch of child molesting degenerates, but this is a new low.
|Freeman Gordon |
lol, what happend to poetv?!
Two thumbs up...
I got knocked out by a dildo once. Damn near broke my jaw.
|Babies Ate My Dingo |
Fantastic! I have had daydreams about doing that to former customers at the Wang Empire.
So disappointed this wasn't a GTA IV weapon.
The internet is arguable the greatest human device in mankind's history; this video is truly one of the Internets brightest offerings.
Slow-mo replay is working its way back into my good books.
|Doctor Frederick Odd |
You are now hearing the Star Trek music from the fight between Spock and Kirk.
BEST LARP EVER
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT SWORD?!
FROM YOU CLOSET MOMMY!
Well that was obviously a somewhat augmented dildo, a sort of dildo-flail. A morningwoodstar. Did you guys see that? Did you? That was pretty good. This video is really bringing everybody together, and I love that.
Unique Devil Star (Elite Morning Star)
One-Hand Damage: 129 To 159 (144 Avg)
Required Level: 65
Required Strength: 153
Required Dexterity: 44
Base Weapon Speed: 
+200% Enhanced Damage
+50% Damage To Undead
Adds 1-200 Fire Damage
Adds 1-200 Lightning Damage
Adds 1-200 Cold Damage, Duration 0-7 sec.
50% Increased Attack Speed
200% Bonus To Attack Rating
+15 To Dexterity
+15 To Strength
(Only Spawns In Patch 1.09 or later)
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
This is exactly what it said it was, nothing less.
A dupe, but great. Why are they doing this at the local playground?
In the face! In the face!
the whip guy had his sex toy combat strategy ALL WRONG. when youre going against someone with a heavy club weapon and all you have is a whip, you should be equipped for evasion, not for defense.
also, pulling your penis out is a healthy distraction.
|Man Who Fights Like Woman |
That was a good minute of fun.
Right in the kisser.
You callin' CJ a bitch?
Looks like the dildo found his face.
More than a cock slap. Cock punch?
Large Warrior Cocking Theory
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