Black Napkins 
Don't care who it is or why, but this makes my years as a web admin for a sex shop worth it. Somehow.
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vissarion
WE WHO ARE ABOUT TO DIE SALUTE YOU
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StanleyPain
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
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StanleyPain I would have to be VERY good friends with someone before I put myself in a position where they could potentially knock me down with a 7 pound dildo.
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glasseye
Dupe, I think. IIRC the old submission was "College Kid 'Gladiator' movie." but I'm getting ye old "video ID grab failed" error.
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Desidiosus
This is one of those things where you reply, "I don't want to talk about it," when they ask you what happened in the ER.
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Cap'n Profan!ty
WE MUST DEVELOP THIS INTO A BATTLEFIELD DICK TECHNOLOGY
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jangbones
dick head
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Postureduck
I love this so much.
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cognitivedissonance
Man, I knew the SCA was a bunch of child molesting degenerates, but this is a new low.
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Freeman Gordon
lol, what happend to poetv?!
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phalsebob
Two thumbs up...
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dueserpenti
I got knocked out by a dildo once. Damn near broke my jaw.
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Babies Ate My Dingo
Fantastic! I have had daydreams about doing that to former customers at the Wang Empire.
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revdrew
So disappointed this wasn't a GTA IV weapon.
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Jimwoo
The internet is arguable the greatest human device in mankind's history; this video is truly one of the Internets brightest offerings.
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Hooker
Slow-mo replay is working its way back into my good books.
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Doctor Frederick Odd
You are now hearing the Star Trek music from the fight between Spock and Kirk.
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garcet71283
BEST LARP EVER
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heyitslozeau
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT SWORD?!
FROM YOU CLOSET MOMMY!
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Camonk
Well that was obviously a somewhat augmented dildo, a sort of dildo-flail. A morningwoodstar. Did you guys see that? Did you? That was pretty good. This video is really bringing everybody together, and I love that.
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Merkwuerdigeliebe Baranar's Star
Unique Devil Star (Elite Morning Star)
One-Hand Damage: 129 To 159 (144 Avg)
Required Level: 65
Required Strength: 153
Required Dexterity: 44
Durability: 172
Base Weapon Speed: [10]
+200% Enhanced Damage
+50% Damage To Undead
Adds 1-200 Fire Damage
Adds 1-200 Lightning Damage
Adds 1-200 Cold Damage, Duration 0-7 sec.
50% Increased Attack Speed
200% Bonus To Attack Rating
+15 To Dexterity
+15 To Strength
(Only Spawns In Patch 1.09 or later)
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j lzrd / swift idiot
This is exactly what it said it was, nothing less.
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gambol
A dupe, but great. Why are they doing this at the local playground?
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blackmetallic
In the face! In the face!
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oogaBooga
FINISH HIM!
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CornOnTheCabre
the whip guy had his sex toy combat strategy ALL WRONG. when youre going against someone with a heavy club weapon and all you have is a whip, you should be equipped for evasion, not for defense.
also, pulling your penis out is a healthy distraction.
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Man Who Fights Like Woman
That was a good minute of fun.
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fluffy
Right in the kisser.
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sticky52
You callin' CJ a bitch?
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zerobackup
Zing.
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RomancingTrain
Looks like the dildo found his face.
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dead_cat
More than a cock slap. Cock punch?
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Chalkdust
Large Warrior Cocking Theory
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