|im a dasein |
I prefer to believe that the frog was not "still alive" but rather became zombie-frog due to being previously infected. Somewhere, there is now a tank of infected piranhas who will also soon turn into zombies, and somehow, someway, bite one of the guido-sounding guys. "Guido Zombie Beach Party" just sounds like an awesomely horrible movie. Wow, that was a tangent.
Don't forget that these piranha were also genetically crossbred with flying fish.
You know, we shouldn't be talking about this here. We should be talking about it on the phone with the SciFi channel.
im a dasein
But the beauty of it is that they don't have to be flying fish. Its highly probably that sooner or later, one of the cool guys will be dumb enough to stick his hand in the tank on a bet or dare (if he even needs prodding from others). Screw Sci-Fi channel. Get Troma on the phone. Nothing but the best for my Guido Zombie vision.
|Caminante Nocturno |
I had lived with the belief that people who had pet piranha were villainous, vaguely foppish, and possessing an exotic accent. The fact that these guys are asshole bros is a big letdown.
Maybe these are just the henchmen of the real owner, and he will soon dump them into the tank for feeding his babies such a crude meal.
I used to have piranha for pets when I was, I think around eight or ten. God, they were a lot of fun. Poked my hand in there all the time to clean the tank, never once bit me. I kept them fed well with feeder fish & chicken gizzards for special treats. I never did anything like this. The biggest one was a mean old bastard with one eye, he picked all the others off one by one, until there was just him. Too bad though, he didn't survive when my family moved to a new house, I would've liked to see how big he could gotten.
I could not help but to comment that this was submitted by Jimmy the Headless Frog Boy.
|Baby Finster |
People like this own pets not to watch things live, but because they enjoy watching things die.
"You dead Mr. Frog."
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