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I'm 5'ing this based on the first 3 seconds of actual footage alone.
A Challenger Appears. Watch out Artemisbell.
With a bag over the head? Yeah, I'd hit it.
Classic Sarah Jessica Parker syndrome.
She's what we call in the business* a "butterface." *The business of internet people talking about whether a woman is bangable or not. It's--it's not a very good business, I'll be honest with you.
Oh I forgot my stars.
It's probably been said before, but if not, Sarah Jessica Parker's face looks like a human foot with a corn on the underside of the heel. There.
Should butterface refer to a face that looks fat? Fat because of the butter?
Do you want to fuck me? ... I'd want to fuck me. I'd want to fuck me, hard.
I'm guessing fetal alcohol syndrome?
Her skull seems to be too big for her skin. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r1eesc3HTA&feature=related
It's Mobius Syndrome. She mentions it in the comments on the other video.
Braces and jaw surgery would go a long way here. But who's looking at her face anyway?
Thanks for the clarification, AgentOrange, much appreciated.
I can't believe this isn't on here already....this clip is classic. It's everything wrong with YouTube/anime fandom/and so much else all rolled into one disturbing package.
Her skull is not the only thing too big for her body.
whats funny is her deviant art http://axelswife.deviantart.com/art/Alien-will-bite-you-920910 69
She's 26 and has a crayon drawing of a pink unicorn up.
Hurray for tits!
people who thought those bad CGI dancing cartoons weren't life like.. yeah.. they are
Yikes. I need to go to my happy YouTube place. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3i8wfgkOlA That's better.
wow. that was fun.
If I ever stop feeling that is fun I'll start to dig my own grave.
See those kinds of girls almost make the smell at anime cons worth it.
I didn't think it was possible for a woman with huge boobs to dance so unsexily.
which has a SECKSINESS all it's own!
I don't know. When she did the ass slap I got a bit of a tingle.
CAT!
WTF? Washer and dryer in a kitchen?
She's like the gold standard for butterfaces.
More like "music by face without muscles!" Oh! That was insensitive.
It's like a youtube account of devolution....faces.
She's used all her face's missing fine motor control to dance like a demon! Gran-panty fan service at 1:40. Hillary Swank still got it. I'm done.
Her only rival is that goddess bunny tap dancer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79W3QHaiNjc
I'll five star her because at least she is secure enough to take abuse during and long after conception of her art. Then again we'd never know if she was frowning.
Is her husband named Axel?
Basically what happened here is that what God took away above her neck, he gave back to her in spades below it.
This is truly astonishing in that respect. The almighty really does have a cruel sense of humor.
in the comments for one of her other videos up on poetv, somebody claims to have gone to high school with her--she had an unsurprisingly hellish time. I'm sorta happy for her that she found a guy.
I hate to tell you this because it's sad and you probably won't see it anyway but Axel is a character from Kingdom Hearts.
I just can't watch this.
I get the sense that this was intended to turn me on. It didn't.
DANCE ALERT!
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