|Caminante Nocturno |
A Bat Bomb?!
I'm against our nuking of Hiroshima only because I would have much rather won the war like this. We should really be using these against the caves of Afghanistan.
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It's a shame Batman is already copyrighted, because Bat Bombs sound like the best Megaman weapon ever.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
EXTREE EXTREE SANTA TO BOMB JAPS WITH BATS! GETCHA BAT BOMB STOREE RIGHT HEAH!
My American History teacher taught us about this, will always remember that.
also, I like how the bat-bomb was obsoleted by the A-bomb.
Just a friendly reminder that project ORCON (pigeons strapped in the nosecone of a bomb, guiding it by pecking at a screen) and a silly attempt to install wireless transmitters in cats (presumably to spy on the Soviets, cat was ran over by a truck on its first "mission") are just two in a vast ocean of military failures involving animals.
|Binro the Heretic |
What kills me is they could have gotten the same effect just by carpet-bombing the place with the napalm.
Maybe they were just trying to conserve gas and other resources, though.
|Menudo con queso |
Man, everything either sick or badass about WWII came from New Mexico: Bill Mauldin, Ernie Pyle, the A-Bomb, the Bat Bomb...
you know when you're fighting a real war when your country is hiring highschool biology students to make bombs out of any animal available.
|erection reset by queer |
I'm tempted to dock a star for the terrrrrrible narrator.
Ahh... was going to say something, but wrong kind of bat...
Amazing. Carry on, my wayward bat. There'll be peace when you... well, you know.
Well, it was bats with thermite strapped to them, so no actual explosions. Loses a star.
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