Smellvin      Ouch my face and ouch my babymaker week COLLIDE?
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Merkwuerdigeliebe      owned
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craptacular someone's been playing diablo 2. and that was a lame analogy.
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glasseye      A zorb is a giant inflatable ball that you climb inside of and roll down a huge hill. My brother tried one out in New Zealand a few years ago and had a blast.
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kiint      she got nailed by the nipple
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Caminante Nocturno      Zorbs are powerful. So powerful, that when they hit you, they can reverse and slow down time to hit you again and again.
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theSnake      Its like God was reading my mind and instantly granted my hearts darkest desires when she started talking.
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Randroid      I know it's stating the obvious but I really love the transition from vapid reporter stare to shitty MTV-style reporter flailing and then into said reporter being floored by a giant, inflatable ball.
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metasonix ....and now I'm sad that the producer wasn't also run over by the zorb.
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Redlof      She was probably trying to escape the village.
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revdrew      Really, what exactly were they expecting to happen.
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Desidiosus      I know what I want for Christmas now!
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Cleaner82      Many a newscaster roasted in the depths of the Zorb that day I can tell you.
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Rodents of Unusual Size      All hail Zorb!
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Syd Midnight      Zorb comes out of fucking NOWHERE to destroy you.
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SpookyElectric      too bad they didn't use old-fashioned slo-mo with nightmare satanic pitch :(
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athodyd      I'm looking at the very first frame while the video buffers and I hope something genuinely painful happens to her.
oh my god yes
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j lzrd / swift idiot      A Zorb will cut you fuckin' wide open!
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Gardenback      I have a hunch that this is an outtake from one of those terrible interstitials they used to run on Nick GAS. Which makes this even more satisfying.
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Gwago     Take that, Maddie.
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Torture the Artist      There's no two ways about it - that bitch got zorbed.
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major-_-turnon Also holy shit she almost jumps into motion when he says 'ACTION ZORB' and looks a bit disappointed afterwards when it's not yet her turn
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j lzrd / swift idiot She is the perpetual "Woman At The Stoplight Who Releases The Brakes And Then Consequently Stomps On Her Brakes For A Second Because The Green Left Hand Turn Signal Confused Her In The Red Light Straight-Away Lane!"
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dead_cat      My dog's name is Zorb. She is, incidentally, a mobile disaster area.
LOOKOUT, WORLD! Zorb will find you!
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tamago      That zorb just materialized out of nowhere.
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Hooper_X      Yes.
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kingofthenothing      I think Zorb was that boss from Final Fantasy 10.
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Cursed Egyptian Sex Toy      As she saw the shadow of the dread Zorb creep past her shoulders, she had time only to realize that god had abandoned her.
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Lies, lies, LIES!      How have I not favorited this yet?
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THA SUGAH RAIN I am not a number! I am a free man!
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SharoKham Now we can all enjoy the zesty Zorbwestern flavor of children paste!
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Rev. Blackson Pollock      You know the grips aimed it at her.
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