Ouch my face and ouch my babymaker week COLLIDE?
someone's been playing diablo 2. and that was a lame analogy.
A zorb is a giant inflatable ball that you climb inside of and roll down a huge hill. My brother tried one out in New Zealand a few years ago and had a blast.
she got nailed by the nipple
|Caminante Nocturno |
Zorbs are powerful. So powerful, that when they hit you, they can reverse and slow down time to hit you again and again.
Its like God was reading my mind and instantly granted my hearts darkest desires when she started talking.
I know it's stating the obvious but I really love the transition from vapid reporter stare to shitty MTV-style reporter flailing and then into said reporter being floored by a giant, inflatable ball.
....and now I'm sad that the producer wasn't also run over by the zorb.
She was probably trying to escape the village.
Really, what exactly were they expecting to happen.
I know what I want for Christmas now!
Many a newscaster roasted in the depths of the Zorb that day I can tell you.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
All hail Zorb!
|Syd Midnight |
Zorb comes out of fucking NOWHERE to destroy you.
too bad they didn't use old-fashioned slo-mo with nightmare satanic pitch :(
I'm looking at the very first frame while the video buffers and I hope something genuinely painful happens to her.
oh my god yes
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
A Zorb will cut you fuckin' wide open!
I have a hunch that this is an outtake from one of those terrible interstitials they used to run on Nick GAS. Which makes this even more satisfying.
Take that, Maddie.
|Torture the Artist |
There's no two ways about it - that bitch got zorbed.
Also holy shit she almost jumps into motion when he says 'ACTION ZORB' and looks a bit disappointed afterwards when it's not yet her turn
j lzrd / swift idiot
She is the perpetual "Woman At The Stoplight Who Releases The Brakes And Then Consequently Stomps On Her Brakes For A Second Because The Green Left Hand Turn Signal Confused Her In The Red Light Straight-Away Lane!"
My dog's name is Zorb. She is, incidentally, a mobile disaster area.
LOOKOUT, WORLD! Zorb will find you!
That zorb just materialized out of nowhere.
I think Zorb was that boss from Final Fantasy 10.
|Cursed Egyptian Sex Toy |
As she saw the shadow of the dread Zorb creep past her shoulders, she had time only to realize that god had abandoned her.
|Lies, lies, LIES! |
How have I not favorited this yet?
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
I am not a number! I am a free man!
Now we can all enjoy the zesty Zorbwestern flavor of children paste!
|Rev. Blackson Pollock |
You know the grips aimed it at her.
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