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Desc:Nonviolent skateboard confiscation in Chatham, Massachusetts.
Tags:Cop, skateboard, massachusetts, white people, Ponytail
Submitted:Dinky Patterson
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Comment count is 15
Cleaner82 - 2008-08-17
Just another sad example of... um... short people.

Those short people never will learn.
Merkwuerdigeliebe - 2008-08-17
five stars for when bad things happen to sk8rboiz
Billie_J_Buttfuck - 2008-08-18
No rating. I just want to know how this wrapped up.

dr_rock - 2008-08-18
Needs 'suburbia' tag. Bored kids, and bored cops.
Crucifried - 2008-08-18
Pilot Episode
Scene 1

A pub, with wood paneled walls and an attractive, but not beautiful, female bartender. Filled, but not crowded. A man pulls out a gun.

ROBBER (yelling)
Give up the cash, and no one gets hurt

Please, don't do anyth...

In mid sentence, the robber falls to the ground. Blood and clothes go flying up from below the bar counter. Silence.

What just happened?!

Camera pans over counter top. Pans down. A diminutive police officer stands with one foot on the ROBBERs chest, and his pepper spray held to his eyes.

You want to know what happened? SHORTY COP HAPPENED!

Title Sequence.
Desidiosus - 2008-08-18
When does the bartender get her clothes ripped off?

Jeff Fries - 2008-08-18
I duh-owen geev a shiuht
dueserpenti - 2008-08-18
Short people got no reason to live.
gambol - 2008-08-18
I hate all of you.
glendower - 2008-08-18
ahh, the beauty of cape cod
Smellvin - 2008-08-18
As annoying as the kid was, he's technically right (unless he's dealing with some sort of new breed of super cop which with powers of both judge and jury as well). *ahem*

"No person shall... be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation."

I'm guessing that's why the cop waited for the kid to hand the skateboard to him rather than ripping it out of said kid's hands.
charmlessman - 2008-08-18

Cube - 2008-08-18
The cop almost said "I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR RIGHTS"...

And what the hell is up with the retarded way cops talk? Do they teach that in police academy? "YOU MUST SHOUT LIKE A MONKEY UNTIL THE PERP GIVES UP ANY ATTEMPT OF INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION!"

I don't blaim them, they'd lose any argument if it came down to using words only. Then again, people who are too smart can't be cops.
Rudy - 2008-08-18
"I'm sorry, officer, but I first began riding a skateboard in this area in November of 2000 and I know for a FACT that you did not join the police force until late 2004. Therefore, you are out of your jurisdiction."


Frank Rizzo - 2008-08-18
-3 for pussy ass kid actually giving up his bored.

freaking dumbass deserves to lose it forever.
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