This kid has a whole mess of videos on YouTube. You will love them.

It's like someone had a kid and then taught them to speak by plugging them into the audio CDs of books by Ann Coulter and Sean Hannity. I bet he's a hoot in school.

oh man, this guy was in my middle school debate club

Jimmy Carter crashed a helicopter? and wait, how are liberals defending Ho Chi Minh if we started Vietnam?


gotta stop, too easy

Five for Cena_Mark tag.

According to his YouTube profile he's into Family Guy, Aerosmith and Ann Coulter.

His hair is red from INDIGNANT FURY.

His parents are probably quite pleased with his budding middle-class conservatism, but when the see him yelling into his computer, by himself, in the breakfast nook, they probably feel faint but growing pangs of shame.

I'm ashamed to admit that I'd like to slap this kid.
Well, maybe not THAT ashamed.

THE CARTER PRESIDENCY: A RETROSPECTIVE.

DAY 1: Ace helicopter pilot Jimmy Carter is sworn in as our nation's leader.

DAY 2: Carter crashes his helicopter, killing 3 Americans.

DAYS 3-1460: Nothing happens.

Red headed step child.

HE'S NOT GOING AWAY, HE'S STAYING ON YOUTUBE TO ANNOY US LIBERALS, OK?

I just wish he was older so we could hear his excuse for not going to iraq

He makes a compelling argument.
I think I'm going to change my ways.

Christ, there are teenagers now who can't remember the world before all this 9/11 shit.

I look forward to the day he reads Ayn Rand.

Mostly because I won't have to hear his profound new theories about what is wrong with everyone.

"I don't care how they feel." This will be this young man's mantra all his life. Wish I could've summed up my life in one phrase that early.

Gosh.

Outcomes:

1. Opie never grows out of his infantile dualism and goes on to annoy liberals as a core segment of his identity for the rest of his life.

2. Opie falls in with The Wrong Crowd and is greeted as a hero when he comes flying fabulously out of the closet.

NEOCONSERVATISM

Argh... There's such a complete lack of self-awareness it makes my ears bleed.

I'm guessing the reason his eyes keep darting away is to check the Coulter and Savage books he got his history from.

We EXITCUTED THEM!

There is nothing sadder than a young republican. My high school was infested with them. One of them even went on about how hot Ann Coulter is. Gah.

FDR didn't win WWII. He just got up and quit half way though.

OPEN YOUR EYES

Neocon or not, anything you say at 13 is stupid.

NINE ELEVEN HIJAKERS TERRORISTS LIBERAL AGENDA BAD NO GOOD FIRE BAD FEAR TERRORISTS AMERICANS DIE CLINTON CAUSED MUSLIM TERROR INTO AMERICA DEMYCRATS.

Also, pancakes.

I give it three years until this kid starts craving the cock.

Oh my, Saudi Arabia is not a totalitarian regime! China is not a totalitarian regime!
I HAVE STEPPED THROUGH THE MIRROR AND I LIKE IT!!

HAHAHA YOU'RE NOT OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE KID

We what what in the what what?

It's so cute, he's spouting bullshit at an eleventh grade level.

Looking forward to seeing you trolling poe-news in a couple years, little buddy.

"Democrats LOSE WARS! Republicans win them!"

Woodrow Wilson and Harry Truman would like a word with you.

I want to punch him so badly.