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Desc:Jawsus will get laid before this kid does.
Category:News & Politics, Fashion
Tags:idiot, cross-dressing, youngconservative, neocon, george michael higgins
Submitted:dead_cat
Date:08/20/08
Views:2431
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Comment count is 39
dead_cat
So this kid is obsessed with slapping his name on everything, and seems completely oblivious to the apparent cruelty of his parents. Or maybe he knows and that's why he was doomed to becomes such an intolerable douche, as revenge.

Who knows, this kid is all kinds of messed up.


Cleaner82
I can only hope that somehow he learns actual facts, but there are no guarantees.
Dib
It's true, women are just THERE.

As if this clip weren't deserving of five stars from the usual rant, the last two minutes of him coming out are _priceless_.
Merkwuerdigeliebe
To annoy the rest of us by whining and complaining about stuff they already have.

Merkwuerdigeliebe
Thank you so much for recommending the last two minutes of this video.

Randroid
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.

ztc
This is an awesome piece of performance art.
Diogenes
Wow. I'd say something about the connection of radical feminists and the statements "Let's get some shoes." and "Is my makeup on neatly." But really I'm looking at a thirteen year old boy who used the flimsiest pretext to put on a dress and lipstick tell me how unattractive women are and I think that's enough. That will always be enough.
Binro the Heretic
Man, I used to do a lot of stupid shit when I was a kid, but I couldn't imagine the horror of having it captured and preserved for the ages on the Internet.

This kid will probably grow out of this stupid shit, as kids often do, but it will always be there to haunt him. He'll grow up, go to college and get a job. One day, he'll go into work and find everyone laughing at a video made by the office cut-up featuring his fourteen-year-old self and a techno mix of "I don't wanna cook! I don't like to cook! I'LL SMACK YOU! Let's go get some shoes! Go get some shoes! Go get some shoes! I don't like to cook! Let's go get some shoes! HEY HEY HEYYYYY! Shoes! Shoes! Shoes! I don't wanna cook! UH! UH! UH! AOW! LEAVE ME ALONE! LEAVE ME ALONE! I'LL SMACK YOU!"
sheikurbouti
This kid will probably grow up and live alone with a poodle named Precious. ...starving, killing, and skinning the girls he abducts. :D

Dib
I am glad that this didn't cross only my mind. "That kid's about two steps from making a female suit out of human skin"

Also, preserved for the ages if we're lucky. This could be all that stands between him and someday holding an actual office in Florida.

phalsebob
I was just about to make a comment along those lines.

quantumcreep
Yeah, I had "Goodbye Horses" playing in my mind for the last two minutes of that.

Also, did anyone else notice how the clip cut off at the end? I pray that his parents came home from their Neighborhood Republicans dinner in the middle of his little "performance" and beat the everliving shit out of him.

Comatose2
Self-obsessed whiners who do nothing but complain? I think this kid may be a liberal.
Chizmurder
Holy shit.
NoCode
Wow. Fucking WOW.
Stog
Whatever you do, see the last two minutes.

And don't drink anything while you're watching.
Cleaner82
Thank you... I... my life wouldn't have been complete if I had missed that.

That is every conservative when we're not looking.

rustedmutt
Words fail.

TeenerTot
I sense a future TFL acolyte.
Rudy
I don't care about anything this kid has to say, but I do find his ever-changing orange flowbee-do hilarious.
AgentOrange
Holy shit! POEgasm.
Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Goronchev is so like able compared to this fuck and VenomFangX.
Xenocide
This video is POE's perfect storm.
Rovin
It's videos like this that warm my heart to think that the obvious lesson made of Star Wars Kid hasn't been picked up on by many others on our planet.
StanleyPain
HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT.

afp3683
hm.
uekibachi
"i'm an enemy of our nation!!!!!"
Dinky Patterson
Someday he'll fill Margerie's shoes quite nicely.
HarrietTubmanPI
I'm convinced you cannot become a conservative if you grow up around a lot of different ideas.

I'm also convinced if you are homeschooled or live in suburbia with a very sheltered house you will end up conservative.
christopher_cross_sailing
In the near future these videos will be used as evidence.
phalsebob
Heebus! Reebus! McJeebus!
citrusmirakel
Is "be patient - this gets amazing" a valid tag yet? Because that really belongs here.

Fucking stunning. A million stars.
asian hick
what
Hooker
During the first act, I was wondering, "What does this have to do with neoconservatives?" Also, I was overcome by boredom and annoyance.

Glad I stuck around for the big reveal.
thebaronsdoctor
I think we've found the next J. Edgar Hoover.
Bored
Well, thank goodness somebody is making sure the women don't ruin our country.
IrishWhiskey
Inevitable followup:

"I'm a homosexual! I hate our country and God, and want to see babies murdered! I dress in women's clothes and take it up the ass from men like Patrick here! I piss on the Ameri...little faster Patrick... American flag! I love Al-Qaeda! We should destroy...yeah that's good, give it to me harder...destroy America and worship Satan!"
John Holmes Motherfucker
Shit I wish this still existed,
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