Can I perform a fatality on this guy?
It would be very good for me, psychologically speaking, to hold his still-twitching spine in my triumphant fist. Therapeutic, really.
He's like a walking Mr Show sketch. "...a feeling of just not caring. Or almost not caring. As if you were one step away from not caring"
Thank you for digging this guy up.
xxxxseannyyxxxx (2 months ago) Show Hide
u dude are fucking amazing
u speak soo truely
cena41294 (3 months ago) Show Hide
Nick Black is god!
ilovehinder82 (4 months ago) Show Hide
hey nick. i love ur music so much. ur lyrics are amazing. u remind me of synyster gates
FxckingxLoser (7 months ago) Show Hide
Nick Black Is God.
This video will make way more sense if I tell you that Nick Black is a lifelong Scientologist.
Holy fuck. I've only watched twenty seconds of this guy and I want to bash his brains in.
Congratulations, Nick Black. You have given me the urge to stand up for myself and say "I will not take your shit anymore" to whiny hipster eyeliner wearing motherfuckers.
I'm going out there and I'm going to break some Fall Out Boy CDs and troll on Livejournal. God bless you for showing me the light, Nick Black.
Isn't emo dead yet? Kids must have moved on already.
40 bottles of vodka?! No way! What a badass!!!!
I can't stand people who brag about how much booze they drank like its an accomplishment. Not that I really needed that reason to hate him...
The girl flew from Vancouver to get a queen of diamonds tattoo, join a nothing-band, and live in the dregs of Los Angeles. FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS.
I only saw the first forty seconds, and never will I see any more. One day, you fuckers, Darby Crash is going to climb out of Hell and make you wish you'd never been born.
I checked their website. They have a suit of cards theme and edgy cartoon mascots of themselves. So adorable!
Oh wait that's actually fairly obvious from the video. In my defense, I didn't watch it all the way through at first as this is some nigh unwatchable shit.
also is he chugging jägermeister and red bull in fucking sequence at the end? is he secretly a 14-year old girl that raided her parents' liquor cabinet?
And then at the end, Frank Sinatra's zombie crashed in and beat the snot out of them all.
At least that's how it ends in my mind.
Fuck yeah Blue Eyes.
LOOK AT THOSE SHOES. LOOK AT 'EM. FROM NOW ON THIS BAR HAS A DRESS CODE. HEY KID. Y'KNOW THAT THING YOU DID? YEAH. I FUCKIN' HATED IT. I AIN'T EVEN SEEN IT AND I HATED IT.
Frankie almost laid out Harlan, and Harlan's awesome. I can't even begin to imagine the carnage that would ensue if prime-of-his-life Blue Eyes punched his way out of the grave, pickin' earthworms out of a gris-gris infused martini and telling random emofolk to SHINE MY DAMN SHOES READY.
And now I'm depressed.
this poor turd has lived in LA so long he's wrapped up an identity in the 'thing' he tries to sell for success. it's how the superficial try to bridge the gap between their superficiality and legitimacy, because obviously only legitimacy is worthy of success.
I just peed down Nick Black's throat and also in his eyes as well as in his ears/nostrils.
Also mad props for the Criss Angel tag.
this guy is in his high school yearbook as "most likely to get hated on the internet"
5 Stars for combining "accidents and explosions" and "fashion" in you description.
Somebody had the patience to film him as he said this...and then edit it...good god.
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