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Desc:He's not very good at this.
Category:Stunts, Educational
Tags:baleen, spikebravo
Submitted:baleen
Date:08/20/08
Views:2081
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baleen - 2008-08-20


EAT IT UP CHUMPS
Cleaner82 - 2008-08-20
I dig the scarf my Jewish wizard friend.

Also, PoETV has commissioned top assassins to kill you for what you've done.

baleen - 2008-08-20

spikebravo (8 minutes ago)
If this is the best you can do then I obviously have no reason to concern myself with you.

Also, I never said I was a student of Schopenhauer or an occult expert.

===
Critical failure. :(

Cleaner82 - 2008-08-20
OH DAMN!

I have to admit he took you down to Chinatown.

baleen - 2008-08-20

nope... we have lift off.

Cleaner82 - 2008-08-21
Crumpulence? I spoke too soon. There's something happening here, and what it is ain't exactly clear.

Enjoy - 2008-08-20
That made my day. I want to respond to his video now.
baleen - 2008-08-20


It got 30 views in about five minutes. I'm sort of scared now.

Smellvin - 2008-08-20
That was an amazing piece of internet trollery, but I have to deduct one star for your inability to subdue your risible nature at the end. Even our smooth-headed associate may determine that something is amiss.
baleen - 2008-08-20

I just noticed how much I was squishing my cheek and I couldn't stop. Sorry.

IrishWhiskey - 2008-08-20
Plus, you missed a golden opportunity to have a "Charmed" poster hanging in the background. Or possibly Xena.

aeso - 2008-08-20
The cheek squishy is what really did it for me.

Smellvin - 2008-08-20
I'd also like to note that this video makes me somewhat sad because, whenever I saw "baleen," I liked to imagine that a happy blue whale was typing to me while squirting water out of its blowhole. You've shattered that dream forever.

sheikurbouti - 2008-08-20
I think the didactic cheek-squish makes it, personally.

Twitch - 2008-11-26
Gooddamnit you nailed it Smellvin. I thought it was a whale with one of those brain-computer interfaces. No mere mortal could be this clever, thought I. Alas, the reality is soul crushing and I again question my fleeting sexuality.

Smellvin - 2008-08-20
Did you make this a video response to his response to your post? That'd help him notice it if you haven't.
baleen - 2008-08-20

Yes, I did.

baleen - 2008-08-20

but it's not showing up. don't know why. oh well.

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-08-20
I am hoping that he responds by saying he knows magic.

Really hoping.
Randroid - 2008-08-20
5 although missing stroking a cat while musing, sunglasses and glass of Madeira wine.
Aelric - 2008-08-20
funny to see, but minus one star because i'm a pussy bleeding heart that thinks that maybe this guy's life is shitty enough without us taking an active role in mocking him. then again, i still laughed, so i guess i'm a hypocrite.
nubilus - 2008-08-20
yeah i sort of felt torn myself before i opted to introduce spikebravo to poetv, fully anticipating the ensuing blitzkrieg. but c'mon he's 30. people who are 30 years old & up don't have feelings.

also baleen you are WAY hotter than i imagined you.

baleen - 2008-08-20


Yes, I am.

baleen - 2008-08-20

As to the cruelty of this: This is extremely lighthearted mockery. I am not telling this man to hurt himself or die, nor do I wish any harm upon him.


rustedmutt - 2008-08-20
GOLDBERG VARIATIONS

I LOVE YOU BALEEN.

Care for some lamb chops, extra rare?
theSnake - 2008-08-20
I thought you were a chick. Anyway, good show sir. You shouldn't have laughed at the end, it spoiled the illusion, but I can't hold it against you because thats precisely the moment when I started laughing too.
Keefu - 2008-08-20
We're all giggling with you at the end, baleen.
Rudy - 2008-08-21
Agreed. I'm not sure how he held it in as long as he did.

King of Balls - 2008-08-20
I was pretending you were portrayed by Adam Brody, but you're not. However, in light of the mastery by which this was executed I cannot deduct a star. Well played.
Dinky Patterson - 2008-08-20
I had this image of you being a short, skinny guy with naturally curly black hair, glasses and a crooked smile.

I'll probably end up keeping that image and pretend that the guy in this video is just your next door neighbor helping you out.
baleen - 2008-08-20

my pubes are curly and you have no idea how tall I am, so keep it going.

violenza - 2008-08-20
did you ever know that you're my hero?
Severian - 2008-08-21
Bravas!

chumbucket - 2008-08-21
for saying "jewish wizards"
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