Hey, I heard heyitslozeau doesn't care.
it was more of me trying to keep myself from caring about anything regarding britney spears.
I knew it was going to be bad, but I didn't know how bad.
Make some noise for HBO! It's a world where anything can happen. Like the Sopranos?
|Hugo Gorilla |
You're a pop music star with little cultivated ability and talent. You decide to generate a spontaneous cheer from the crowd. Complete the following:
I want everyone to make some noise for ...?
A - Our brave Troops
B - Las Vegas! Wooooo!
C - For you - THE AUDIENCE- for coming out!
D - America's Olympic Hopes
E - HBO
holy shit, the end dialog
It was so adorable y'all. It was really beautiful.
She's not a very good singer. Not that I ever thought she was or anything, but... I guess I didn't realize how bad? I thought someone would have noticed by now.
Yes, she simply "must" have been good to land a recording contract and become successful. Because, throughout history, only the very talented have been successful in pop music.
No, she must have been good, because she's had the spotlight on her vocals since she was a child, with many public appearances.
You can hate on a person and accept they may well have talent.
Oh, you mean losing Star Search and spending a year on the New Mickey Mouse Club?
What a talent!
Well we can only hope she's better in the studio. And by 'we' I mean, 'other people who care more'. This pop star thing where your concert is a massive dance number can't be good for the pipes. YOU try singing "Now she's in control--" while you're doing a double reverse backflip into the arms of two oiled up tattooed black men.
No, seriously, try it.
I already did, smart guy!
|C. Eloi Marx |
Why is her mic even on during the music, it's wireless and ripe for the picking.
There are flaming squares hanging from the ceiling.
Holy fucking shit this was awesome!
Might as well lip sync. No really.
Cleaner82 has a point though.
Brittney Spears shreds?
|Unmerciful Crushing Force |
Everyone, let's make some noise for our brave Audio/Visual Technicians for having to listen to this shit, WOOO!!!
|Big Name Celebrity |
Seriously, the only pop star who ever really sang and danced without lip synch was Tina Turner. It takes inhuman cardio and breath control.
Persephone S. Tight
Madonna has tried it a few times over the last few years, often with ridiculous results. I mean, she's better than Britney because the woman is an exercise addict, so she clearly has the strong heart and lungs to pull it off. But she doesn't have the vocal chops, so instead of being awesome like Tina Turner, it's just funny and a little sad.
+1 for the invisible cowboy hat
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
I mean...what parallel universe does this chick get applause for what would get most people taunted mercilessly?
You're right about anything can happen, I guess that includes getting a career out of not hitting a single damn note.
five stars for spikebravo tag
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