Gieb mier die knarre!
Almost better then Beware: Children at Play.
I didn't laugh until the children started getting shot. Does this mean I'm going to hell?
|Unmerciful Crushing Force |
Yeah, the kids getting shot bit was by far the cleverest bit. Unfortunately, the rest was pretty standard-issue shit getting shot up.
Five stars for the cat butt silencer. Now I don't have to ever see this movie.
Now I know why the holocaust happened.
Speaking German during murder is funny!
I was hoping he'd make Lowtax's death gruesome and slow-mo, but he got to punch him really hard for a few minutes, so I guess he worked a lot of it out of his system.
Ich bin ein Uwe Boll fan
Well, that's pretty much what it'd be like living inside a video game, I guess.
This just in: Uwe Boll even sucks at making intentionally shitty films
Germans killing each other. Ashamed to have laughed. Doubly shamed to enjoy something Boll made. I feel so dirty...
Nobody, not even der Doktor himself, can enjoy a Boll film. This just happen to be the only one that isn't so horrible that parts of it almost fall into the "horrible enough to be entertaining".
Ok, awkwardly put but you get my point.
Are you guys kidding?! This looks hysterical!
In that bad 'i've gotta be really stoned' kinda way.
I like how many of the comments here boil down to amazement over that something Bol made might be fun to watch.
It looks like a pretty faithful adaptation of the Postal 2 game to me.
|Syd Midnight |
Fine, Europe, this is what America is like. This stuff happens every day. It's a slaughterhouse here. Happy now?
ps. Apparently it really is like this if you're a European tourist in Florida
|King of Balls |
I want Uwe Boll to know I like him as a person and I support what he's doing.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
This is Uwe Boll's best film to date. That's...not really saying much.
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