The whole time he was squeezing his moob in the beginning, I was waiting, terrified, for it to shoot a glistening jet of man-milk at the camera.

Someone should tell Moob Man they have a whole clothing department for this sort of problem. You know, if he hasn't already suffocated under his massive man cleavage in his sleep.

Nothing wrong with moob milk. Full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrowbone jelly.