If at this very moment I was told I have HIV I'd be more devastated over the fact I watched this in its entirety.
I really, really tried to watch the whole thing. It was like a personal challenge I set for myself. But no. Just NO.
Also, can we Anti-favorite videos? Like a little box I can check that ensures I never, EVER see this again?
After awhile it was like a part of me died and I became numb, and thus I was able to make it the rest of the way.
If this had just been a generic song it would still be terrible. But they couldn't stop there. They had to go the extra mile.
I want to hurt myself for ever even considering enjoying anime and/or video games.
By that logic you should stop enjoying music, too.
It's okay to like things. It's not okay to like them THIS MUCH.
Well this makes me ashamed of ever like ANYTHING, including sex and breathing.
Is it possible to study Japanese and not be a Weeaboo? I have been studying for years and the only manga/anime/whatever I really like is Mizuki's Gegege no Kitaro.
Or does such a confession alone make one a Weeaboo by definition? Oh well.
If it helps any, I thought this was utterly stupid. 5 stars!!!
I'm just kind of a freak for languages and Japanese stuck. I've always been interested in international cultures...learning Hungarian was fun too, but I don't remember much (s is pronounced esh and "csokolom!"...I guess I'm getting to the age where "csokolom" would be an appropriate greeting for me *creaking*).
As for the Gegege no Kitaro...I dunno, how can you not love a show where a guy gets crushed by a Moai?
|Maggot Brain |
In the words of Calculon "That was so horrible I think it gave me cancer!"
never have i been more ashamed of understanding references
the horror, the horror
Oh for FUCK'S SAKE! And dont tell me that i dont know how this site works. I dont want ANYTHING even resembling five stars to go near this.
Normally, I would bitch about how you don't understand poeTV blah blah 5 stars of pure evil and so on, but you know what? Fuck this video.
|Aubrey McFate |
All of this is horrible - the anime references, the puns, the aped pop-punk - but the cherry on this shit sundae is the fact that the hook is the Final Fantasy 7 theme.
LeetStreet Boys. Goddamn it.
Motherfucking Napoleon Dynamite referencing, pitch correcting, flash animating weeaboo cuntrags.
I think this gets me so much because if 15-year-old me were around now, he'd love this.
|King of Balls |
This is weak as hell.
Sorry I can't be more clever about it; this gayathon made me so punchdrunk I can barely remember my name.
After this sort of shit, Japan has lost the right to complain about Hiroshima and Nagasaki. We're even now.
5 stars for being the worst thing
which is very POE-worthy in its own right
Evil. Fucking terrible.
Why'd they pitch correct his voice to sound like Weird Al?
I'm alone completely in my apartment yet I found myself missing half of this video looking over my shoulder.
5 stars for creepy evil in disguise.
|Caminante Nocturno |
This is kind of cute and endearing in a twisted and nonsensical way.
POEtv has been outdoing itself lately in the attempt to break my very soul.
Much like the awful female "comedian" this just seems too bad for it not to be intentionally bad. God it hurts. I hate this. It's horrible and ear-splitting and also embarrassing and just bad. So I mean that should mean five stars. But I never want to see anything like that here again. So that should mean one. I don't know, guys.
I'm going to give it five stars, with the addendum that I hope everyone who helped make this and who likes this dies horribly.
And that's the story of my score. Thank you for reading.
I just realized the music contains notes from the FF7 "world map" music.
|Monchiles Monchiles |
It's a catchy song. What real song is he ripping off?
|Corman's Inferno |
Watching this feels like throwing up, only the vomit rolls around in glass shards and then shoots back down your throat.
|Teased Vagina |
I have friends who would genuinely love this unironically, and that fact makes me sad :(
embarrassing for all involved
This is evil and I am ashamed for understanding the references
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