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Desc:More 90s than you can shake a cue at. Contains the second best line in his storied career.
Category:Classic Movies, Humor
Tags:90s, billiards, seagal, hard to kill
Submitted:Jimmy Labatt
Date:08/23/08
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Comment count is 19
Cleaner82
What are we going with as the first? The 'blood bank' line? I can dig it.
Jimmy Labatt
That'd be the one!

Jimmy Labatt
And from the same movie no less! Hard To Kill truly was his Magnum Opus

j lzrd / swift idiot
See, now I'm going to have to go out and ironically rent an action movie. I hate renting movies ironically!

lieutenant halfabeef
It's debatable if that's the second best line. I think there's an argument to be made for "now you're a good cop!"
Jimmy Labatt
Naw that one would rank under "fuck you and die" for sure.

And if you're looking for the best Seagal SCENE ever go rent On Deadly Ground and watch the end credits. You'll be glad you did (Caminante and countless others would agree with me).


Mike Tyson?!
That's for the video, vote less than 5 and die.
King of Balls
That ponytail was never okay, was it?
Billie_J_Buttfuck
'Hand me a cue' was good, but his closing line is the most realistic death scene line I've ever heard in an action movie.
nubilus
DUDE THEY KILLED HIS WIFE
Camonk
FUCK THEM AND DIE

Wait it doesn't work when you say it like that. Sorry, guys.

Caminante Nocturno
Steven Segal isn't really an action hero. 'Action Sadist' is a far more appropriate term.
StanleyPain
Surely this line cannot beat out "What does it take to change a man?"

Or does that qualify as a whole scene, really?
FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown
I can empathize. I don't think I'd be able to come up with anything wittier when stabbing the man who killed my wife.

I mean let's be honest here, people.

StanleyPain
THIS IS FOR MY WIFE YOU FUCKNUT!!
no, no....it's gotta be something...with more...zazz to it...hmm...

THIS IS FOR MY WIFE SUCK COCKS IN HELL!!
yeah that's better!

Camonk
Shit I'm gonna start practicing now, in case this ever comes up. Thanks for taking "suck cocks in hell" now what am I gonna use. I'm afraid I'll freeze up and be like KILL WIVES IN HELL BITCH

ebola
But what if you got all flusterd and said "MY WIFE SUCKS COCKS IN HELL!" Then you'd have messed up your only chance.

Jeff Fries
I thought this was the one where he's in a bar or something casually kicking the asses of the pool players while talking shit to the bossman. The one where he wraps a cueball in a handkerchief and cudgels the shit of out them. I hope I'm not thinking of Rush Hour.
SDAusmus
That was "Out for Justice".

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