GiantAtomicFreak 
So wait, America's killing Osama Bin Laden, all of his followers in Pakistan, then they're goin' invadin' down North Korea and Iran way but they have to just wait for Castro to die? Has the CIA ran out of joke cigars or something? Well, whatever the issue with that is I hope it gets sorted out soon so we can all get our hands on his tasty sugar.
-1 star for stopping himself short of "pudget butts".
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StanleyPain
I'm glad someone else is on board with my "Invade Cuba" plan, realizing that all that sugar they're sitting on will guarantee us BILLIONS and BILLIONS in revenue!
Getting off foreign oil? Heh..we won't even have to worry about that once we conquer CUBA'S SUGAR!
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StanleyPain Ghost stars for the obvious comment I completely fucking missed.
+ A BILLION GHOST STARS.
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RomancingTrain A billion ghost dongs for making the obvious joke before I could.
Ghooooost dooooongs, in your aaaaaass.
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Diogenes
I like the crucifix in the background. It just gives the proper atmosphere to the video of the 13 year old kid talking about all the people that we should kill. We should kill alot of people, apparently.
Also: Where the fuck are his parents? Was he abandoned in a suburban house as a baby and raised by AM talk radio?
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Deconvolution
America: Fuck Yeah!
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Stog
I elect that we just nuke the fuck out of a few random Middle Eastern nations until the rest of them surrdender until everyone else decides to give us our money and turn their countries over to the U.S.
It would be called Operation Skidmark.
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HarrietTubmanPI
I can't wait for reality to hit him one day.
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dancingshadow I feel bad for the hooker he's crying next to that day.
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dancingshadow
This video is less funny and more sad. Too close to the ideologies of those in power.
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facek
Didn't we do the same kind of shit, he is proposing to do in Pakistan, in Mexico when Poncho Villa was running around?
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Brautwurst_Barbarian
JESUS CHRIST HIS LISP.
Also, "calling in the loans", I hope none of the countries we own do that since we are, you know, IN DEBT.
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Quad9Damage
Bush has been president since this kid was 5 or so. It's not surprising that he turned out like this.
Also: "You're wasting the taxpayer's money, young pot smoker! To the gas chamber with you!"
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robotkarateman
5 stars for wacky conservatism. -4 stars for predicting your own "controversy".
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Stog Can I hurt you? It'll only take five minutes.
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RomancingTrain
We better hurry up and conquer all these countries before his 18th birthday so he won't ave to serve in any of these wars.
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uekibachi
THE GEOGRAPHY BEE!
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