|Knuckles - 2008-08-26 |
From now on, you will all read every single one of Billy_Buttsex's posts in the voice of Billy Mays.
> I think it's pretty much proof of a godless universe that
> somehow this person has become associated with trust
> and benevolence.
There can still be a God. He's just evil, apparently.
I guess the shamwow is pretty good. I don't know. My faith is constantly being tested.
|kelpfoot - 2008-08-26 |
For the whole two minutes he just cycles through the same three or four hand gestures.
You don't NEED a cabinet full of hand gestures.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2008-08-26 |
"Shut up and bring me my cheeseburger, lady! And if I find spit in it, I'm going to make your lack of insurance a real problem!"
|Hooker - 2008-08-26 |
I was so sure this was going to be a mash-up and that he isn't actually selling health insurance. Looking back, I realize now that was a desperate need for it to be a mash-up.
I myself will only buy insurance if it is represented by a cartoon secret agent just as I will only sign up for a "make money from home" scam if it is represented by a CGI fox.
|ChocFullOfFunk - 2008-08-26 |
Is that a paint-on beard?
|Ghoul - 2008-08-26 |
CALL NAO AND RECIEVE A FREE SAMURAI SHARK WITH EVERY INSURANCE PLAN PURCHASE!
|Timothy A. Bear - 2008-08-26 |
A commercial which defines the generation.
|Randroid - 2008-08-26 |
Why not paint the rest of Billy's face, do a green screen and let a floating beard do the talking.
|Millard - 2008-08-26 |
STOP YELLING AT ME
|raeshaldis - 2008-08-26 |
That HAS to be a robot. It just has to be...
|Enjoy - 2008-08-26 |
I'd watch c-span all day if Billy ever became a congressman.
|TinManic - 2008-08-26 |
Not available in Canada
This represents America pretty well. The poor but employed CAN have health insurance, and this is this guy they buy it from.
|chumbucket - 2008-08-26 |
the call center employees must have fun answering your calls with Billy yelling in the background
|waxeater - 2008-08-26 |
QUIT POINTING AT ME.
|Beyonce Knowles - 2008-08-26 |
I want to rub myself against his beard in wicked ways
|Postureduck - 2008-08-26 |
Take that, Commies!
|KJS - 2008-08-26 |
My hopes of billy mays becoming a staple of poetv are slowly coming to life.
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