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Desc:What won't people buy from the man who hocked them Orange Glow?
Category:Advertisements, Business
Tags:billy mays, Orange Glow, Health Insurance, Hes got a bridge to sell you too
Submitted:AgentOrange
Date:08/26/08
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Comment count is 33
Knuckles
From now on, you will all read every single one of Billy_Buttsex's posts in the voice of Billy Mays.
Adham Nu'man
You read my mind.

baleen

I think it's pretty much proof of a godless universe that somehow this person has become associated with trust and benevolence.

Camonk
Yeah but baleen have you seen that putty stuff. He makes a coffee cup handle with it. I mean... if you don't trust that, then really you're too cynical for your own good.

kelpfoot
> I think it's pretty much proof of a godless universe that
> somehow this person has become associated with trust
> and benevolence.

There can still be a God. He's just evil, apparently.

baleen
I guess the shamwow is pretty good. I don't know. My faith is constantly being tested.

http://poetv.com/video.php?vid=36064

kelpfoot
For the whole two minutes he just cycles through the same three or four hand gestures.
Knuckles
You don't NEED a cabinet full of hand gestures.

citrusmirakel
God, it's really distracting. The gestures don't sync with what he's talking about, or even the beats in his monologue. It's like his torso is running an independent program.

Oh, also the bar graph was helpful. The graph for "pay less for health insurance" goes down, while the graph for "get better coverage" goes up. Those certainly are some interesting statistics!

buttnutt
It's like he's cycling through weapons in an FPS.

SpookyElectric
shit, I don't think his hands gestures have been that prominent in earlier ads. gay men and mafiosi covet

Syd Midnight
Well, you can't physically demonstrate affordable health insurance. You have to artistically interpret it with some kind of semaphore.

Caminante Nocturno
"Shut up and bring me my cheeseburger, lady! And if I find spit in it, I'm going to make your lack of insurance a real problem!"
Hooker
I was so sure this was going to be a mash-up and that he isn't actually selling health insurance. Looking back, I realize now that was a desperate need for it to be a mash-up.
fermun
Like you, I have lost a piece of myself this day. Do people really buy health insurance from the infomercial guy?

Rudy
Probably.

I myself will only buy insurance if it is represented by a cartoon secret agent just as I will only sign up for a "make money from home" scam if it is represented by a CGI fox.

ChocFullOfFunk
Is that a paint-on beard?
glendower
It's the beard that makes him trustworthy.

RandomFerret
It makes him look like an Iranian lumberjack.

Ghoul
CALL NAO AND RECIEVE A FREE SAMURAI SHARK WITH EVERY INSURANCE PLAN PURCHASE!
Timothy A. Bear
A commercial which defines the generation.
Randroid
Why not paint the rest of Billy's face, do a green screen and let a floating beard do the talking.
kennydra
These are my stars. Take them.

Millard
STOP YELLING AT ME
raeshaldis
That HAS to be a robot. It just has to be...
Enjoy
I'd watch c-span all day if Billy ever became a congressman.
TinManic
Not available in Canada
Syd Midnight
This represents America pretty well. The poor but employed CAN have health insurance, and this is this guy they buy it from.

chumbucket
the call center employees must have fun answering your calls with Billy yelling in the background
waxeater
QUIT POINTING AT ME.
Beyonce Knowles
I want to rub myself against his beard in wicked ways
Postureduck
Take that, Commies!
KJS
My hopes of billy mays becoming a staple of poetv are slowly coming to life.

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