From now on, you will all read every single one of Billy_Buttsex's posts in the voice of Billy Mays.
> I think it's pretty much proof of a godless universe that
> somehow this person has become associated with trust
> and benevolence.
There can still be a God. He's just evil, apparently.
I guess the shamwow is pretty good. I don't know. My faith is constantly being tested.
For the whole two minutes he just cycles through the same three or four hand gestures.
You don't NEED a cabinet full of hand gestures.
|Caminante Nocturno |
"Shut up and bring me my cheeseburger, lady! And if I find spit in it, I'm going to make your lack of insurance a real problem!"
I was so sure this was going to be a mash-up and that he isn't actually selling health insurance. Looking back, I realize now that was a desperate need for it to be a mash-up.
Is that a paint-on beard?
CALL NAO AND RECIEVE A FREE SAMURAI SHARK WITH EVERY INSURANCE PLAN PURCHASE!
|Timothy A. Bear |
A commercial which defines the generation.
Why not paint the rest of Billy's face, do a green screen and let a floating beard do the talking.
STOP YELLING AT ME
That HAS to be a robot. It just has to be...
I'd watch c-span all day if Billy ever became a congressman.
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This represents America pretty well. The poor but employed CAN have health insurance, and this is this guy they buy it from.
the call center employees must have fun answering your calls with Billy yelling in the background
QUIT POINTING AT ME.
|Beyonce Knowles |
I want to rub myself against his beard in wicked ways
Take that, Commies!
My hopes of billy mays becoming a staple of poetv are slowly coming to life.
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