I think it's pretty much proof of a godless universe that somehow this person has become associated with trust and benevolence.
Camonk Yeah but baleen have you seen that putty stuff. He makes a coffee cup handle with it. I mean... if you don't trust that, then really you're too cynical for your own good.
kelpfoot > I think it's pretty much proof of a godless universe that
> somehow this person has become associated with trust
> and benevolence.
There can still be a God. He's just evil, apparently.
baleen I guess the shamwow is pretty good. I don't know. My faith is constantly being tested.
http://poetv.com/video.php?vid=36064
kelpfoot For the whole two minutes he just cycles through the same three or four hand gestures.
Knuckles You don't NEED a cabinet full of hand gestures.
citrusmirakel God, it's really distracting. The gestures don't sync with what he's talking about, or even the beats in his monologue. It's like his torso is running an independent program.
Oh, also the bar graph was helpful. The graph for "pay less for health insurance" goes down, while the graph for "get better coverage" goes up. Those certainly are some interesting statistics!
buttnutt It's like he's cycling through weapons in an FPS.
SpookyElectric shit, I don't think his hands gestures have been that prominent in earlier ads. gay men and mafiosi covet
Syd Midnight Well, you can't physically demonstrate affordable health insurance. You have to artistically interpret it with some kind of semaphore.
Caminante Nocturno "Shut up and bring me my cheeseburger, lady! And if I find spit in it, I'm going to make your lack of insurance a real problem!"
Hooker I was so sure this was going to be a mash-up and that he isn't actually selling health insurance. Looking back, I realize now that was a desperate need for it to be a mash-up.
fermun Like you, I have lost a piece of myself this day. Do people really buy health insurance from the infomercial guy?
I myself will only buy insurance if it is represented by a cartoon secret agent just as I will only sign up for a "make money from home" scam if it is represented by a CGI fox.
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